Now you know that I love college towns, and there are two good ones just a few miles of each other—Washington State University and the University of Idado. If you ever find yourself out in the Walla Walla wine country in eastern WA or in Spokane, WA, head down to Pullman on a Thursday, Friday or Saturday. The college Y is great over here—that is if you are Caucasian and under 25. If you’re not, this will be a tough gig. Mikes (formerly known as Stubblefields) up on campus is always good during the school year, as well as Beaches over in Moscow. During the afternoon work out at the gym on either campus where there is more Y than you can shake a cock at. I love that German/Scandinavian look of the girls out here along with the big curves that come with them.
This is the preferred desitination for spring break for the VERY young man—I’m talking high school student—especially in Barefoot Landing. Broadway is full of cheesy beach town stores and restaurants. It reminds me of the Jersey Shore a little bit. For a more grown up scene, try the Kryptonite (K Club) or the Tunnel on Friday and Saturday nights or the Boat House early on Sundays in the summer time. The boaters, and their hot wives, girlfriends and daughters will be there late afternoon to late evening. Best place to bring a chick for an impressive dinner is Legrands—great wine list, food and service. There are a decent Hooters here and a few good titty bars in this town—the Penthouse and Doll House have the hottest girls. All the same rules of hitting on strippers and the help apply here in Myrtle Beach, SC.
Sweet North Carolina girls abound in Raliegh, North Carolina USA. Get liquored up at Total Wine before heading out on the town. That store is full of cheap, good wine at a great price. Stay at the Renaissance Hotel, eat at Solas—then head out to Tabacco Road, Sushi Blues, Bogarts and Sports Bar, which are all on Glenwood to meet the honeys from North Carolina State University (NC State). Check out campus during the day. You won't be disappointed. In nearby Charlotte, North Carolina, you will find the University of North Carolina. While on campus, wear baby blue UNC colors to fit in with the myriad of insanely UNC-loyal students on campus. If you are lucky enough to check out a UNC basketball game-- especially if they play Duke, you should definitely check it out. The Y will be drinking, in a good mood and wanting to party. Unfortunately, there will be a boat load of local PB's competing for the same girls. Be bold. Speaking of Duke. Duke University is just 8 miles away in Durham, North Carolina USA. The ladies are bright and talented, but not all that great to look at. The cities of Raliegh, Durham and Charlotte North Carolina make up a Golden triangle of cute college girls. So check them out and have some fun.
Definitely do not miss a trip to West Palm Beach/Boca Raton if you can help it. Clematis Street in West Palm is phat on Thursday night when all of the Y comes out to play. Check out Dr. Feel Good, Monarchy,Rocko’s Tacos, Roxy’s and Bradley. City Place is super close to Clematis. My fav places there are Blue Martini and Opa. Boca Raton is terrible these days. The Jewish wives of all the rich dudes here have totally ruined the place. There are no decent clubs anymore. The Hooters here (which was once the best in the world) was forced to shut down. For the YP head to Town Center Boca—a young hip mall, where you can troll for YP. For more daytime game, head to the campus at Florida Atlantic University, where community college education never looked so good. Or try Breezzi’s on the weekends.
Tampa is a great town. It's young, vibrant and full of hot scamper. Channelside is a great place to be for nighttime revelry. I like macking on the waitresses at Splitsville and Aja. They are so fine. The Hooters in Channelside is generally decent as well. Other places that I like in Channelside as well are Stumps and Howl at the Moon. The Blue Martini at the International Mall is usually excellent. Hottest waitresses and bartenders in the city. Implants in push up corsets, blond hair and fine ass abound. Tuesday night is Latin night. Muy caliente mujeres-- LA ass everywhere. While you are at the International Mall, check out Oceans Prime—there you will find wealthy MILF’s everywhere or those pretending to be. For perhaps the greatest titty bar in the entire United States of America check out Mons Venus, the only place that could make me forget about all the money I spent in Montreal. The dances will set you back $25-30US, but they're worth $50! Warm up at the Wing House just East of Tampa, which rivals the Daytona location as the best in Florida. Most of those hot waitresses and bartenders will be heading to the Dallas Bull when they get off of work on Thursdays anyway. Hang out at the bar the give out free drinks for the ladies or booty dance in the hip hop room upstairs. Its 18 and up and full of fine ass central Florida girls. Hyde Park Café on Tuesdays is rockin’, as well as Tavern on Fridays and Saturdays. The women are so fine that you will be sure to email me a thank you any time. The Rack in Tampa on Sundays is service industry night, which means that all the hot help that you couldn't talk to while they were working on Friday and Saturday nights, will be here with their hair down. Happy hunting.
The restaurants and clubs off of South Howard are excellent as well. My favorite restaurant in the whole world is Berns on Howard. The food is excellent. The grow a lot of their vegetables on farms owned by the Berns Family. The atmosphere is perfect to impress the lady of your dreams. And best of all the wine list is absolutely the best in the world. Impress your date by sipping on 150 yo Ports, 60yo Bordeaux’s and 220 yo ice wine. The dining and desert areas are separate and have separate wine lists. If you aren’t wanting to spend a ton of money on a chick, just do the desert room, which is a real treat. Hopefully she will treat you afterward. Other less expensive places to dine on S Howard are Ciccio’s California Kitchen, The Lie and Daily Eats. The Lodge on S Howard is a cool club with a patio and has smokin' hot waitresses who even hang out there on their days off and good looking chicks. Thursdays is lady’s night and there is usually a theme. Dress to impress as the lady’s do. The other place I really like in this neighborhood is Mangroves. Much larger club with a dance floor on the second floor and beautiful women—especially during the school year Thursday through Saturday. If you are feeling more casual and want to dress down, there are two Irish bars, the Dubliner and MacDinton’s. Mac D’s has a large patio bar and a inside area that usually has live music playing. Cheap is a bar with some pool tables and is also a decent place to meet the ladies. The University of South Florida is here, although we aren’t in South FL, and there are a couple of good bars to meet the Y on Thursdays. Tia’s and Peabody’s are my favs. I don’t like Ybor City. Its gotten way too ghetto these days. They close down the street in this section of town to automobiles and motorcycles after dark. Where can you meet the help when they are not so uptight at work? Well Head to The Hard Rock Casino and its famed Center Bar Thursday, Friday and Saturday night AFTER the bars close. Those super hot waitresses and bartrenders Tampa is so famous for show up here between 2 and 4am, as it’s the only bar that still serves alcohol when the bars and clubs close. The female bartenders at the Center Bar are to die for they are so gorgeous. Floyds, which is a restaurant that turns into a bar and dance club late night Thursday through Saturday may be worth checking out, but not until late—like after 11pm. For naughty fun check out Ecstacy. Gentleman's clubs that are decent here include the Doll House and the Penthouse-- not as good as Mons Venus, but at least you can have a drink while the girls grind on your lap. Nearby Lakeland, F has so many fine girls that that little town can support 2 Hooters AND a Wing House! All of which are excellent for the Y. Definitely worth the short drive. What are they feeding those girls out there? Whatever it is, we need to bottle and sell it. Definitely define you “hitting on the help” game here.