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Washington D.C., USA

September 27, 2021

8

The Doctor

Washington DC is of course the capital of the United States of America, a big college town, and the city where even the President can get some, whenever he wants it. There are tons of international chicks here thanks to all the foreign embassies, which add some variety to the local mix. Consequently DC rivals New York for boasting the most international residents on the East Coast. The city is divided into four zones. If you don't want to get shot, stabbed, mugged, or do crack and run for Mayor, stick to the safe and fun-filled Northwest area of town. There is a good amount of YP here in DC. owing to the many universities in the area, such as Georgetown University, George Washington University, The University of Maryland and especially Northern Virginia Community College (NoVa for short) just South of D.C. in Annadale, Virginia. Check them out during the day. Most of the action is on M Street starting from around Wisconsin Ave heading East to Connecticut Ave. Third Edition on Winconsin along with Garret' and LuLu's on M Street, The Sports Bar***, Decades on 9th and E, and the Mad Hatter*** are usually good, as are the clubs in the "golden triangle". The best titty bar in the city is Camelots on M Street. The hottest dance club is Tracks on the corner of 1st and M Streets. But be careful. It's gay on some nights, so unless you want to be doing the Macarana with Bubba and friends, I suggest you ask ahead of time. Fifth Column on F Street, the Insect Club on E Street and the Z Club on Z Alley and the Spy Club on 15th Street are also excellent. These are the bars with the South American chicas, who really like to dance. Adams Morgan is a very international neighborhood with plenty of bars and restaurants in which to party, but the ratio tends to be poor. Check out Club Heaven and Hell on 18th Street for cheesy 80's dancing and horny 20-something girls. Head to the cafes and clubs on the Harbor for post-collegiate beauties who are looking for a man with a future. Try Sequoia, if you want to land a gold-digger and don't mind sharing a bar with Euro-fag assholes who pull up to the harbor in their daddy's yacht. You might expect all the YP to leave town, when school lets out for the summertime. Think again. The city is packed with senatorial want-to-be's interning on Capitol Hill for their congressman or some federal agency. And if fat, 60 year-old senators successfully hook up with these bright-eyed naive patriots, you should have no problem. There are plenty Of intern parties also, usually thrown by students from a particular school who are rooming together in a house North of M street in Georgetown ("the G-spot"). Word gets around pretty fast and these parties can be a blast. The Fourth of July in Washington, DC kicks ass with a huge party on the "mall", the big green lawn in the shadow of the Washington Monument. In nearby Reston Virginia, the place to be is Market Street. Clydes, Tap Room, Pizzaria Uno, and shops like BeBe are the places to find the Y.

Denver, CO, USA

September 27, 2021

9

The Doctor

For those of you who are outdoor-lovin' PB's in search of some fine booty head to Colorado. Denver sits a mile above sea level in the shadow of the Rocky Mountains, so the alcohol you drink may have a more pronounced effect when you are first exposed to atmosphere up here. The air is as thin as the women, as Colorado is the "most fit" state in the US. There is nary a fat chick to be found. Yes indeed, blonde hair, blue eyes and bad ass bodies abound. The girls here have tend to have great attitudes, eat right, work out constantly and really care about their bodies. There are also a lot of Native American and Mexican women up here, many of whom are partially of Scandinavian decent. That has made for some beautiful mutts that call this city and the surrounding communities, home. The best places to hangout in Denver on the weekend when in search of local beaver that you can't find in the mountains are the I Beam on Larimer Street, Wynkoop***, the Chopouse***, Enotaca*** and Catacombs on 13th and Spruce. The best titty bar in the city is probably Cheerleaders***. Yes, those are all real breasts, and yes, that is a 6'5 biker with an attitude blowing smoke in your face. Avoid the "Cheerleader Beer" that is made on the premises and which comes in blonde, brunette or red-head flavors, unless you want to puke up the elk and buffalo you had for dinner.

Jersey Shore, NJ, USA

September 27, 2021

8

The Doctor

If you're in New Jersey during the summertime, check out the beaches at Belmar, Long Beach Island and Wildwood. There are always girls there on the weekends when the weather's hot. Belmar has the beautiful, guido-loving, collegiate types from North Jersey, while Wildwood and its infamous boardwalk tends to have very Y, YP. All you really young men take note. All of the bars on the Jersey shore are cheesy as hell. So if you shave your chest, drive an "I-Rock", wear gold chains and call yourself "Vito", you will feel right at home. Generally, the further south you go on the shore the less cheesy it becomes, but lately the cheese has been spilling out as far south as Long Beach Island. The Shell on Engleside or the Katch*** are the only two places to really scam in Long Beach on summer weekends.

Newport Beach, CA, USA

September 27, 2021

9

The Doctor

These are a couple of suburbs just south of LA-- just off of the 405 and right by John Wayne Airport. Super small, but there are some quality women here-- ranging from the relatively young professional female with her own money (this is the place with more young, wealthy single people than anywhere else in America), to the young, pretty daughter of the rich business man in town and his trophy wife-- who's parents sponsor her every endeavor, to divorced MILF's to jail bail-- you name it. Taleo in Newport is a cool, hip, Mexican fusion restaurant and bar with a great happy hour during the week. Mack on the cute YP at the hostess stand or waiting on you in the lounge area. If you get bored, check out The Daily Dose (or Double D, as the local call it)-- it's right across the way from Taleo. Afterwards head to La Cave in Costa Mesa. Like the name implies, it is underground. Restaurant by day, bar/lounge/dance club by night. Why would you love this place-- easy. The women here appreciate older, successful, educated men-- since this town in full of them. Her father probably is, and you know how girls always go for guys like their fathers. So she will totally dig that Harvard ring and that degree behind your name. Happy smooching. And when you meet that girl who totally digs you, take her home to the Island Hotel-- an oasis/paradise a short cab ride away. It's sure to impress the Y.Really close to the Island Hotel is an area called Fashion Island with a lot of shops and restaurants. You can walk there in 8 minutes from the hotel. There you will find the rich wives, ex-wives and daughters of the guys in this town who are totally LOADED. Find that trust fund baby Y and have her pay for drinks for a change. There is a Yard House here as well as an R & D Kitchen-- a place perfectly situated to watch the fine Y walking by. Outside, between the big, retail clothing stores, there are great places to lounge about and watch the eye candy stroll by with their freshly bought stuff-- bought and paid for from whatever man is sponsoring their shopping spree that day.

Nearby in Irvine, CA-- check out a section of town called The District-- with loads of bars, restaurants and places to hang out. If you are here in the early fall, the Taste of Newport Festival is always a good time. All the big restaurants and bars in this town have a booth there. There is live music and honey all about-- mostly working there in the booths. It's perfect. You have a captive audience. Get your 5 minutes in and get her out that night.  

Atlanta, GA, USA

September 27, 2021

9

The Doctor

Georgia is home to some fine looking women, especially in Atlanta. According to US census data there are almost three times as many women as men between the ages of 18 and 30, who live in this city. Now that's a great ratio. There is also plenty of Y in Atlanta being that universities, such as Georgia Tech and Emory are located here. I must say also that I have rarely seen hotter Black women anywhere else, owing to the fact that Moorehouse and Spelman Universities are located here. Since "Hotlanta" is the financial capital of the Southern United States, it's extremely international by Southern standards, especially following the worldwide coverage of the Olympic Games held here in 1996. The places to be come nightfall are the bars and clubs in Buckhead on the corners of Peachtree and Buckhead Avenues and Little Fivepoints/ Virginia Highlands on the corner of North Highland and Virginia Avenues. Buckhead is packed with clubs and restaurants that tend to cater to the post-collegiate working girls, although on the weekends there is plenty of YP here. The best places on the weekend are LuLu's Bait Shack, the Bar, Bell Bottoms, Buckhead Saloon and Oxygen on Peachtree Avenue. Pat Hurley's and CJ's Landing on Buckhead Avenue aren't bad either. Students tend to hang out at Little Five Points/Virginia Highlands where the bars are a little more mellow and the beer a lot cheaper. A lot of students just come here to relax, but on Thursdays especially, the bars in this area can be happening. Try Blind Willie's on Highland Avenue for a start. The big mall here is in a place called the "Underground". It has a few good bars on Kenny's Alley and places to eat, but lately its been getting a bad wrap for being in an "unsafe" area of town and thus has lost a lot of patronage to Buckhead and Little Five Points; Virginia Highlands. Well at least there's a Hooters Restaraunt. The best titty bars in the city are the Gold Club on Piedmont Avenue, Taj on Cobb Highway and the Cheetah Club downtown. The taj is my favorite of the bunch with an outdoor pool, beautiful nude women to frolic in the pool with and 2 for 1 dance specials! Lots of blonde hair and big hooters abound! North of Atlanta in a place called Apharetta, Georgia (total suburban America), there are some pretty women. The Hooters and Tilted Kilt out here are pretty damn awesome. And they tend to be way less full of themselves up here. Definitely more "normal" down home girls.

Wichita, KS, USA

September 27, 2021

8.5

The Doctor

Geez us…  There are some beautiful, corn-fed, white women our here in the American heart land.  Stay at the Hyatt Hotel, if you can.  It's pretty and new and has a decent bar for a hotel chain.  Besides-- it’s the nicest hotel in town and adjacent to downtown-- like within walking distance.  Swade’s is a nice classy club—on Fridays it's Latino night and on Saturdays it'ss hip hop night.

 Heroes is a huge relatively new hot spot in town.  Avoid Indigo—unless you like fat, tatted up dark skinned girls with stretch marks, gold teeth and fake hair.  For the complete opposite experience, check out Doc Howard’s on a Thursday night.  That is whenever the University of Kansas girls are out here in force.  Rock Chalk Jay Hawk, baby!