October 29, 2021
Georgia is home to some fine-looking women, especially in Atlanta. According to US census data, there are almost three times as many women as men between the ages of 18 and 30 who live in this city. Now that's a great ratio.
There are also tons of college girls in Atlanta being that universities such as Georgia Tech, Emory, Moorehouse, and Spelman Universities are located here.
Since "Hotlanta" is the financial capital of the southern United States, it's extremely international by Southern standards, so you'll have no trouble finding all sorts of different people to spend your time with here.
The best neighborhoods for nightlife are the bars and clubs in Buckhead on the corners of Peachtree and Buckhead Avenues and Little Five Points or Virginia-Highland on the corner of North Highland and Virginia Avenues. Buckhead is packed with clubs and restaurants that tend to cater to the post-collegiate working girls, although on the weekends the crowd skews a little younger.
Students tend to hang out at Little Five Points or Virginia-Highland, where the bars are a little more mellow and the beer a lot cheaper. A lot of students just come here to relax, but on Thursdays especially, the bars in this area can be happening. Try Blind Willie's on Highland Avenue for a start.
The big mall here is a place called Underground Atlanta. It has a few good bars on Kenny's Alley and places to eat, but lately, it's been getting a bad wrap for being in an "unsafe" area of town and thus has lost a lot of patronage to Buckhead and Little Five Points and Virginia-Highland. At least there's a Hooters?
About 30 miles north of Atlanta is a place called Alpharetta, Georgia (total suburban America), and there are some pretty women. The Hooters and Village Tavern out here are pretty damn awesome, and people tend to be way less full of themselves up here. Definitely more chill down-home girls.
Florida is the beachiest state in the union. In addition to being the only state with beaches on its Southern, Eastern, and Western borders, Florida also has its own islands in the form of the Florida Keys. Outside of spring break, Miami, Tampa/Orlando, West Palm Beach, and Ft. Lauderdale are the only places to be other than the university towns.
The Cubans, Central Americans, and South Americans run South Florida. This is where you go when you want a taste of Latin America without leaving the US and without contracting e. coli from the local water supply. You will find the women here are as they are in their native countries—hot, well-dressed, and fiery.
The places to be in Miami are Coconut Grove on the mainland and South Beach on the peninsula to the east of the mainland. This place really picks up in January and February when the South Americans take summer holiday. Remember, South of the equator, the seasons are reversed from those in the Northern Hemisphere. It doesn't slow down until May or so when people retreat to Europe or South America to escape Miami's heat and humidity.
Coconut Grove is where the more normal, less-pretentious, collegiate types hang out; although there are plenty of Latinas out and about on any given night. Downtown Coconut Grove is a collection of shops, bars, and clubs that totally kicks ass as far as the quality of booty is concerned. The University of Miami is right down the road and keeps the bars stocked with plenty of coeds, and all of the bars and clubs are within walking distance, so bar hopping is easy. Hooters, Planet Hollywood, Senor Frogs, and Monty's are all excellent.
One evening, I saw an elderly man playing Spanish guitar atop Coco Walk. A Cuban senorita, muy bonita who was about 21 years old, decided she was going to dance for the gathering crowd, and dance she did. God damn, that girl could raise the dead! Well, the old musician started to forget some of the words to his own songs. Then he fumbled some of the chords. Then he stopped all together saying that he was having chest pain and that he felt like he was going to pass out! I went over to see if he was all right and politely asked the girl if she could hold off the dancing because the old man was getting too distracted and excited!
South Beach is a bizarre place if you aren't used to the Euro scene, but thanks to the modeling industry, there are a lot of hot women here. Practically every major modeling agency has an office on Ocean Drive. Unlike other big modeling industry cities like New York, Paris, or Milan, Miami's modeling scene is small and accessible to the bold and daring gentleman. You will see beautiful models walking around in the streets, working in the boutiques or whatever. They tend to be young since most female models are often discovered in their mid-teens and wind up their careers in their early twenties.
On the weekends, girls will come to South Beach from all over Miami to party. Chili Pepper, Cameo, Bash, Surf Comber, and Groove Jet are my favorites. Unfortunately, South Beach can be as pretentious a place as LA, New York, or even Paris. Try getting into a club here if you aren't dressed the part, not accompanied by a hot chick, or not with someone the doorman knows.
The best strip club is actually in North Miami Beach and it's called Solid Gold.
Want to impress the hottie you are with? Take her to the Delano Hotel. It is pretentious and overpriced, but she will love the elaborate decorations and ambiance. The Shore Club and the Raleigh are the 2nd and 3rd best places to secure a good impression.
The best restaurants in SoBe are Nemo’s, Joes Crab House, Smith and Wellinsky’s, Nobu and Opa.
Sundays at Nicki Beach used to be legendary. They are still good. It’s a club right on the beach on the south part of the island. Troll the beach more towards the southern part of SoBe to meet the girls from the city of Miami, who are out there to catch a tan on the weekends.
The famous Ocean Drive is totally touristy. From 5th and Ocean to 12th and Ocean are full of cheesy bars and overpriced restaurants. You may see the occasional hot tourist chick here, but in general, the girls are better on Lincoln Road. Lincoln Road is a pedestrian walking street going east/west a little bit north of Ocean Drive on South Beach. Here is where the hot local girls are. Local shops, bars, and restaurants abound. Sushi Samba on Lincoln Road is one of my fav places for the local girls.
Hoboken is just a short trip from New York City across the Lincoln or Holland Tunnel. This hot spot is under-the-radar, except for those who live in the New York/New Jersey area. It is said that there are more bars and women in the square mile that makes up Hoboken's downtown than anywhere else in the United States of America, and most of it is on Washington between 1st and 14th!
Weekends are the only time to go; when the place is packed with pretty girls from North Jersey and lots of guido types looking for the same thing you are. Beware the big-haired girls in this part of the country, cheesy Jersey shore types with low IQ's and hair that will not budge in 40 mile-per-hour winds. They're everywhere and tend to prefer the big, Italian guys who drive Iroc Z's and have names like Anthony, Angelo, Marco, and Stefano.
Hoboken Bar and Grill, Bahama Mommas, Nine, Black Bear, 340 Grill, Green Rock, Luiou, the W Hotel lounge, Trinity, and Mile Square are all good places. Don't get complacent in this town. You've got to work quickly and early to meet the best girls. This town is fairly non-pretentious, and there are a lot of professional women here. So with any luck, she may actually pick up the check, and you’ll still have a good time!
Now you know that I love college towns, and there are two good ones just a few miles of each other—Washington State University in Pullman and the University of Idaho just across the border in Moscow, Idaho. If you ever find yourself out in the Walla Walla wine country in eastern WA or in Spokane, WA, head down to Pullman on a Thursday, Friday or Saturday. The college girls are over there - that is if you are caucasian under 25. If you’re not, this will be a tough gig.
Mikes (formerly known as Stubblefields) up on campus is always good during the school year, as well as Beaches over in Moscow.
The University of Colorado in nearby Boulder is where to find the most beautiful women in Colorado.
Besides the university, the Pearl Street Mall is the place to work your magic. This small pedestrian street is lined with shops, eateries, and bars. Don't even think about lighting up - there is no smoking allowed anywhere indoors within the city limits.
The best bars on Pearl Street include the Rio Grande, Marquee, and Potters. As usual in college towns, the best nights are Thursdays, as many students head to Denver or to the mountains on the weekend to take part in outdoor activities.
The locals you will meet in the summertime are very Scandinavian looking and pretty alternative. Everything is clean and safe and there is almost no crime. Everyone is in shape. They eat right, jog, hike, rollerblade, and power walk. If you're looking for beautiful, fit, and active, you've come to the right place!
I came here once with a friend of mine named John. Now John is a big, strong guy and a violent drunk; never a good combination. He got pissed one night at a girl who blew him off for some hippie dipshit who lived in the back of his Volkswagen smelled as if he hadn't showered in a week. Well, John felt as though enough was enough, and on his way back to the fraternity house at CU, he decided to let everyone know how mad he was. Although he was about 100 yards away and out of sight, I could hear the trail of destruction he was leaving behind. He kicked in the tire of a motorcycle, knocked down a sign, pulled off the door to one of those coin-operated newspaper dispensers, and lifted up the back of a Honda Civic and put it on the sidewalk. Moral of the story? If you want to get girls in Boulder, be a hippie!
After one views the oasis of women in Dallas and Austin, the traveling gentleman would expect to find women of similar quality in Houston. There may be an equal number of good-looking girls in all of these cities, but a large proportion of the ones in Houston work in strip clubs. From a statistical standpoint, Houston tops Atlanta and Phoenix by distinguishing itself as having the greatest number of strip clubs per capita of any major city in the United States. These aren't tiny, seedy joints either. These clubs are enormous with multiple floors, wide-open spaces, and huge VIP rooms.
I mention this because it's oftentimes more fruitful to spend your time hitting on the dancers in their native environment, rather than when they are out with their friends on the weekend and don't want to deal with men who aren't feeding them $20 bills.
For the best strip clubs in Houston, head to Treasures (code name Big T) and the Men's Club (code name TMC) in the Galleria area, or St. James (code name Church) on the north side of town by Bush Intercontinental Airport. The girls are very friendly and give great dances. These clubs are where you'll have the best chance of picking up some digits. Get to know the managers here if you can, to get hooked up with free drinks and VIP.
Outside of the strip clubs, most Houstonian women congregate around the multitude of bars and clubs in mid-town, downtown and the Heights - Eight, Taps, Rayne, Manor, Benjy’s, Rare, Mo’s, Rich’s, Nox, Diem, Red Door Kung Fu Cafe, Blue Label, and Hugh's Hanger. Downtown Houston was the bomb years ago, but now, not so much. There are a few places to hang though: Flying Saucer is always packed with dude macking on the cute waitresses in kilts. Venue is a cool dance club that's only open on the weekends. The waitresses are pretty, as is the occasional patron. After-hours it's Club 1815 that brings in all the girls.
After after-hours, head to Mai's Restaurant to chow down on some awesome Vietnamese food and sober up with all of the other late-night party people who are there doing the same thing. Food makes drunk people happy, so this may be your last chance to meet someone until the next time out.
During the day, check out the Galleria, the big shopping district in town. There is one to match this one in Dallas further North.
Alternatively, check out Rice Village by the University of the same name, on a Saturday afternoon. The University of Houston, Rice University, and Houston Community College supplies the city with college girls, so check them out if you have the chance.
If you happen to be in Houston in the spring, don't miss Buzz Fest in the Woodlands, where all the festie girls go to listen to music at the Woodlands Pavilion after smoking weed and drinking in the parking lot. When it's not festival time in The Woodlands, the place to hang out from Thursday to Saturday night is the Market Street area. Bar Louie's, Bakers Street, etc. will get the job done.
Are you into healthy, tree-hugging granola chicks? Then head to the Whole Foods on Dallas and Waugh in midtown. There's a bar there and usually some pretty, professional, health-conscious girls shopping right after work or the gym.
If you are into the kicker bar scene (and what self-respecting PB doesn’t love hot Southern girls in Daisy Dukes?), head to Wild West on Richmond or Big Texas on the south side of town. For whatever reason, Wednesdays are the nights for kicker bars in Texas. Get out there and dance, my friends. The ladies love it.
Down south of Houston you will find the small city of Webster, Texas. Here you will find the best prospects in the Houston area. Hooters and Twin Peaks (both at Nasa Road 1 and I-45 South) have the prettiest waitresses in Houston on any given night. But be careful, it is cliquey down here. If you didn't grow up here and know everyone in the town since high school, you have to be aggressive or have a referral from someone they know and feel safe with. Otherwise, if you want to be successful with the ladies down here, you will have to put in the time.
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Definitely do not miss a trip to West Palm Beach/Boca Raton if you can help it. Clematis Street in West Palm is phat on Thursday night when all of the Y comes out to play. Check out Dr. Feel Good, Monarchy,Rocko’s Tacos, Roxy’s and Bradley. City Place is super close to Clematis. My fav places there are Blue Martini and Opa. Boca Raton is terrible these days. The Jewish wives of all the rich dudes here have totally ruined the place. There are no decent clubs anymore. The Hooters here (which was once the best in the world) was forced to shut down. For the YP head to Town Center Boca—a young hip mall, where you can troll for YP. For more daytime game, head to the campus at Florida Atlantic University, where community college education never looked so good. Or try Breezzi’s on the weekends.