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GOD DAMN FACTOR

The University of Colorado in nearby Boulder is where to find the most beautiful women in Colorado.

Besides the university, the Pearl Street Mall is the place to work your magic. This small pedestrian street is lined with shops, eateries, and bars. Don't even think about lighting up - there is no smoking allowed anywhere indoors within the city limits.

The best bars on Pearl Street include the Rio Grande, Marquee, and Potters. As usual in college towns, the best nights are Thursdays, as many students head to Denver or to the mountains on the weekend to take part in outdoor activities.

The locals you will meet in the summertime are very Scandinavian looking and pretty alternative. Everything is clean and safe and there is almost no crime. Everyone is in shape. They eat right, jog, hike, rollerblade, and power walk. If you're looking for beautiful, fit, and active, you've come to the right place!

I came here once with a friend of mine named John. Now John is a big, strong guy and a violent drunk; never a good combination. He got pissed one night at a girl who blew him off for some hippie dipshit who lived in the back of his Volkswagen smelled as if he hadn't showered in a week. Well, John felt as though enough was enough, and on his way back to the fraternity house at CU, he decided to let everyone know how mad he was. Although he was about 100 yards away and out of sight, I could hear the trail of destruction he was leaving behind. He kicked in the tire of a motorcycle, knocked down a sign, pulled off the door to one of those coin-operated newspaper dispensers, and lifted up the back of a Honda Civic and put it on the sidewalk. Moral of the story? If you want to get girls in Boulder, be a hippie!

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Boulder, CO, USA

November 2, 2021

9.0

God Damn Factor

The University of Colorado in nearby Boulder is where to find the most beautiful women in Colorado.

Besides the university, the Pearl Street Mall is the place to work your magic. This small pedestrian street is lined with shops, eateries, and bars. Don't even think about lighting up - there is no smoking allowed anywhere indoors within the city limits.

The best bars on Pearl Street include the Rio Grande, Marquee, and Potters. As usual in college towns, the best nights are Thursdays, as many students head to Denver or to the mountains on the weekend to take part in outdoor activities.

The locals you will meet in the summertime are very Scandinavian looking and pretty alternative. Everything is clean and safe and there is almost no crime. Everyone is in shape. They eat right, jog, hike, rollerblade, and power walk. If you're looking for beautiful, fit, and active, you've come to the right place!

I came here once with a friend of mine named John. Now John is a big, strong guy and a violent drunk; never a good combination. He got pissed one night at a girl who blew him off for some hippie dipshit who lived in the back of his Volkswagen smelled as if he hadn't showered in a week. Well, John felt as though enough was enough, and on his way back to the fraternity house at CU, he decided to let everyone know how mad he was. Although he was about 100 yards away and out of sight, I could hear the trail of destruction he was leaving behind. He kicked in the tire of a motorcycle, knocked down a sign, pulled off the door to one of those coin-operated newspaper dispensers, and lifted up the back of a Honda Civic and put it on the sidewalk. Moral of the story? If you want to get girls in Boulder, be a hippie!

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