September 27, 2021
As one of my buddies once said about this place, "Man, this whole country is hot." He wasn't lying. There are some beautiful women here. But some of the social problems here may discourage the PB from visiting. There is no middle class in Venezuela. There is rich, and there is poor, and absolutely nothing in between. This not only caused a problem for those PB's looking to hook up, but for those looking to stay safe. It is best to attach yourself to a local you can trust, who will steer you clear of the problem areas in downtown Caracas. Don't be worried if you see strange looking men in the hotel lobby sporting AKA 57's. Apparently they're there to protect you. Because it's wise to be wary of those you don't know, the social scene down here tends to be very cliquey. Again, if you have a friend or acquaintance who can introduce you to the chicas, you'll be a lot better off. The beaches in Caracas are excellent. Cuyagna on Estado Aragua, Playa el Agua on Margarita Island (especially on Easter Weekend and Christmas Week). Others worth mentioning include Puerto la Cruz, Choroni on Estado Aragua and Punta los Caracas, Todasana, Playa Grande and Cumuri (all in La Guaira). The best clubs include Versus and Club M80 on Avenida Tamanaco in El Rosal, Bar Two in La Castellana, Amnesia in Centra Comercial Chacaito in El Chachaito where the girls are locked up in the cages dancing. There are sure to be plenty of honeys around for the scamming at any given time of the year. Remember that the woman who wins the Miss Universe Beauty Pageant every year is almost always from Venezuela!
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This country is full of beautiful women—but clearly the places you should concentrate are Cali and Medellin. Bogota is a bit pretentious, but easy to get around for foreigners and relatively safe. Cali is a beach town on the east side of the country and Medellin is a city in the mountains. Want proof? Go to Miami and go up to any hot Columbian girl and asked her, “Are you from Cali or Medellin?” I guarantee that she will say one or the other city. She’ll acted shocked that you guessed right. Be sure to let her know how you knew. Haha… You know what I love about this country? Every kind of girl is here that you can possibly imagine is here. You can find beautiful virgins who still live at home with their parents—waiting to get married, and you can find wild, crazy whores who will sleep with you 10 minutes after meeting you. Wild. I had a friend of mine who was an ER doctor in Vegas who was dating a girl in Cartehana. We hung out with all of her beautiful sisters and cousins all day and then the crazy party chicks all night. The best of both worlds! Just awesome. Puerto Rican chicas, like Mexican women and American cars, are notorious for being beautiful when they are young and not when they're older, although this is not always the case. The best place to hang out in Puerto Rico is San Juan. The Condado area especially on La Isla Verde Ave is the place to party. Every weekend starting on Thursday, the place is packed. Good luck finding a place to park. The best night clubs tend to be in the hotels in and around downtown San Juan. The hottest clubs are the Flamingo Club, Armadeus and Ibiza. Conveniently enough, the best hotels and beaches also lie in this area. Another great place to meet women is the University of Puerto Rico in San Juan, affectionately referred to by the residents of this island as "U. P." Most Thursdays, there is a party or concert in the student center, which is packed for lunch everyday. There are some decent bars just outside of campus. The best of these is Pio Pio on Pinero Street. The bars on Roosevelt street aren't bad either. The best shopping center on the island is the mall at La Plaza de Las Americas. There are always plenty of chicas shopping for hot outfits to scam on.