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GOD DAMN FACTOR

Chicago is a guy's town. Bars here tend to be full of guys who sit around, drink beer and talk about women and sports. But there are places to meet girls if you know where to look.

The good thing about this place is that many of the good-looking women from the Midwest come here to live, work and go to school, because it really is the only reasonably international, cosmopolitan city in this area of the country.

The bad thing about Chicago is that it is colder than hell. Winds coming from Canada sweep across the freezing water of the Great Lakes into Chicago and hence the city's epithet, the "windy city".

The weather may be cold and rainy, but the women are warm and friendly. The only place I have ever been where girls came up to me in the bar and sat down with a pitcher of beer and asked me to have a drink with them! If you are here in the summer when it is finally warm outside, you will find numerous outdoor festivals where you can try your luck with the mid-Western girls who are happy to be out socializing after the long winter has subsided.

At night the places to be here are Rush and Division Streets, Bucktown, and the North Side for the bars and clubs. The Chicago social scene is similar to Philadelphia's in that it is very competitive, so step it up!

My favorite places are Delilah's on North Lincoln Ave, the Big Nasty on Lincoln Ave, El Jardin's on North Clark Street, The Hang Uppe on West Elm Street, Clubby Bear on West Addison, the Baja Beach Club on East 3rd Street, Kincaids, the Shelter on Fulton, the Wild Hare on Clark and Butch McGuire's on Division Street. If you are in town while a football or baseball game is going on and you don't have tickets for the game, check out the Bull and Bear-- a sports bar aptly named for the local sports teams which they support.

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Chicago, IL, USA

November 2, 2021

8.0

God Damn Factor

Chicago is a guy's town. Bars here tend to be full of guys who sit around, drink beer and talk about women and sports. But there are places to meet girls if you know where to look.

The good thing about this place is that many of the good-looking women from the Midwest come here to live, work and go to school, because it really is the only reasonably international, cosmopolitan city in this area of the country.

The bad thing about Chicago is that it is colder than hell. Winds coming from Canada sweep across the freezing water of the Great Lakes into Chicago and hence the city's epithet, the "windy city".

The weather may be cold and rainy, but the women are warm and friendly. The only place I have ever been where girls came up to me in the bar and sat down with a pitcher of beer and asked me to have a drink with them! If you are here in the summer when it is finally warm outside, you will find numerous outdoor festivals where you can try your luck with the mid-Western girls who are happy to be out socializing after the long winter has subsided.

At night the places to be here are Rush and Division Streets, Bucktown, and the North Side for the bars and clubs. The Chicago social scene is similar to Philadelphia's in that it is very competitive, so step it up!

My favorite places are Delilah's on North Lincoln Ave, the Big Nasty on Lincoln Ave, El Jardin's on North Clark Street, The Hang Uppe on West Elm Street, Clubby Bear on West Addison, the Baja Beach Club on East 3rd Street, Kincaids, the Shelter on Fulton, the Wild Hare on Clark and Butch McGuire's on Division Street. If you are in town while a football or baseball game is going on and you don't have tickets for the game, check out the Bull and Bear-- a sports bar aptly named for the local sports teams which they support.

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Sweet North Carolina girls abound in Raliegh, North Carolina!

Get liquored up at Total Wine before heading out on the town. That store is full of cheap, good wine at a great price.

Stay at the Renaissance Hotel, eat at Solas, then head out to Tabacco Road, Sushi Blues, Bogarts, and Sports Bar, which are all on Glenwood.

You can't leave here without checking out the girls from North Carolina State University (NC State). Visit campus during the day. You won't be disappointed.

In nearby Charlotte, you will find the University of North Carolina (UNC). While on campus, wear baby blue UNC colors to fit in with the myriad of insanely UNC-loyal students on campus. If you are lucky enough to check out a UNC basketball game - especially if they play their bitter rival Duke - you should definitely check it out. Everyone will be drinking, in a good mood, and wanting to party. Unfortunately, there will be a boatload of local guys competing for the same girls. Be bold.

Speaking of Duke, Duke University is just 8 miles away in Durham. The ladies are bright and talented, but not all that great to look at.

The cities of Raliegh, Durham, and Charlotte North Carolina make up what is known as "The Triangle." So practice your geometry and have some fun.

San Francisco, CA, USA

November 15, 2021

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San Fran is not exactly the greatest place to meet women. There is no major university in the city, so the college crowd is scarce. The closest place for that is UC-Berkeley which is just outside the city. Check it out, if you are into bare-foot, tree-hugging, anti-establishment type chicks.

Try to meet the plethora of tourists who flock here at all times of the year on Market Street and Powell, the Westfield Centre Mall (which is huge), or at Fisherman’s Warf.  Unfortunately, most of the best women are with their boyfriends or families, so good luck to all you PB’s out there with that one.

For the strip clubs in town, head to the Broadway Strip in North Beach, or Mission Street. Try The Hustler Club, the Gold Club, and Broadway Show Girls. Here you'll find the hottest girls in the city along with the best service.

Sutra, Impala, and Horizon are the best clubs in this area, but that's not saying much. If you are lucky enough to snag a hottie, impress her by taking her to Gallery Market on Union Square. Have the manager take you downstairs to their private stash of select wines. If you want to really wow her, take her to Napa Valley, tour the wineries during the day, and go to the Bounty Hunter come nighttime.

Fort Lauderdale, FL, USA

November 8, 2021

9.5

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If you get sick of Miami's pretentiousness or can't stand that salsa and meringue echoing in your ears anymore, retreat northward to Ft. Lauderdale. There lie beautiful girls as well, but they are distinctly American. Check it out in the daytime during the academic year.

Fort Lauderdale's shopping district is centered on Sawgrass Mills and Los Olas Blvd, and there are plenty of girls here out and about.

Many of Fort Lauderdale's best clubs are located on the corners of Sunrise and North Ocean Boulevards and on the oceanfront strip along Atlantic Blvd., where the beaches, bars, and babes abide. My favorite places include Elbow Room, Hooters, LuLu’s, and Exit 66.

Downtown Lauderdale has really evolved as a place to meet women.  Automatic Slims (especially on college night Thursdays during the school year), Americas Back Yard, Himmarshee, Side Bar, Brick, Briny Pub, Cayote Ugly, Hooka Bar, VooDoo (Ladies night on Thursdays) and Tarpin Bend are awesome for the ladies. 

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The best strip clubs here are Pure Platinum, Solid Gold (with crazy acrobatic shows twice nightly), but nearby Tootsies is the best of the best.

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Milwaukee is full of friendly, friendly, friendly women, mostly of Scandinavian decent with pretty blue eyes, blond, red, or brunette hair. Summertime is the time to go - wintertime is too damn cold. There are tons of festivals during the summer and any spot along Lake Michigan (which looks more like an ocean to me) is just going to be great.

Surprisingly, this city is cool and sophisticated, with chic bars, lounges, and hotels.

Stay at the Intercontinental or the Phister Hotel. The former is modern and hip, the latter is old school and elegant. Both hotels will be recognized by the ladies in the city. To stay there gives you instead credibility.

There are three main areas downtown where you can meet and greet. The first is Water Street. Places like Water Street Brewery, Bar Louie, Trinity, Buffalo Wild Wings, Sullivans, Magilicutties, Brother, and Whiskey Bar are where the 18-23 crowd is. They are young, pretty, and fresh. But beware - bring your A-game. There are a lot of college guys here looking for the same thing you are, so be bold and be different.

The bars here are crowded, hot and the ratios aren’t the greatest, but you will be fine. Don’t forget how to “hit on the help”, who are gorgeous, friendly, and just plain awesome.

Old World Third Street is the next place you should hit up. Bootleggers, Buckhead, Buck Bradleys, Sweet, Apartment 720, and Sojo 7 are where you will find the ladies 23-28, who are in my opinion the best in the city. Like the proverbial Goldy Locks and the Three Bears, this area is “just right”.

Off the beaten path is a club called Decibel, a traditional nightclub which is lots of fun.

Jefferson Ave and Kilborn is where you will find lounges like Elsas, Mikeys, and Taylors with the 28-35 crowd. Taylors is known for their happy hours, where you can find the smoking hot young corporate executive who was transferred to Milwaukee from LA and initially hated the place, but now loves it.

Want to impress your new lady friend and have a great meal? Head to Bacchus, where the Bartolotta family keeps the food and the atmosphere charming and elegant. Umami Moto and Carnivore are other awesome places but be sure to leave room for desert following the amazing entrees. 

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People complain that LA is plastic (LA is the real Silicone Valley). But I tell you, it is still the premiere destination for the traveling young stud like yourself, if just for the quantity and quality of the babes here. But be careful. It's pretty easy to get sick of this place after having to deal with all the pretentiousness, traffic jams, riots, earthquakes, fires, drive-by shootings, expensive partying, and the like, so pace yourself.

Hang out at the University of Southern California and the University of California at Los Angeles, the big schools in this town. Both are world-renowned for their amazing coeds. On-campus and in the Westwood Village are the place to meet them. The UCLA Mardi Gras held during May of every year has women 10 times hotter than the real thing held in New Orleans every February. Going to a party on fraternity row at either of these universities will convince you to transfer here for sure.

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