November 2, 2021
College Station is a veritably playground full of hot, corn-fed, country, college girls, with Texas-sized personalities. Texas A&M rules here, and it only makes sense to come during the school year.
North Gate (on College Main and University) is the center of the social universe outside of campus. There are tons of places to hang out and I will list more than a few of my favorites, but if you just show up and follow the noise, you will be fine.
The Corner (3 floors of fun), Antonino's (where everyone goes after the clubs for late-night pizza), Hookah Station Lounge and Night Club, the Foundation Room, the Social, Gatsby's (although sometimes they only let in people with college ID's), Kyoto Sushi (which goes from restaurant during the day to club at night), Logans, the Tipsy Turtle, Paddock Lane, O'Bannon's, Daisy Dukes (great kicker bar), Dry Bean saloon for shots, Dixie Chicken to chill, Mad Hatters, Cedar Lane, Draft Rebel House, Cafe Eccell (a pizza and wine bar) and La Bodega (a baja taco bar). Christine's, Veritas and Madden's (in Bryan, Texas - right next door) are all great places to bring a girl for dinner. You will surely impress.
If you are into flirting with the waitresses, for sure check out the Texas Road House Restaurant.
If you are in Maryland from June through August check out Ocean City. This beach town is a great place since tons of girls from the city and surrounding communities of Baltimore and Washington, DC flock here in droves in the summertime.
This place is as cheesy as the Jersey shore but more compact. Every summer this place is packed with high schoolers, big-haired Baltimore girls, and the like. They're all spread out on the 10 mile stretch of beach, but you only really need to hang out by the boardwalk.
Check out Seacrets on 49th for nighttime revelry.
Definitely do not miss a trip to West Palm Beach/Boca Raton if you can help it. Clematis Street in West Palm is phat on Thursday night when all of the Y comes out to play. Check out Dr. Feel Good, Monarchy,Rocko’s Tacos, Roxy’s and Bradley. City Place is super close to Clematis. My fav places there are Blue Martini and Opa. Boca Raton is terrible these days. The Jewish wives of all the rich dudes here have totally ruined the place. There are no decent clubs anymore. The Hooters here (which was once the best in the world) was forced to shut down. For the YP head to Town Center Boca—a young hip mall, where you can troll for YP. For more daytime game, head to the campus at Florida Atlantic University, where community college education never looked so good. Or try Breezzi’s on the weekends.
Sweet North Carolina girls abound in Raliegh, North Carolina!
Get liquored up at Total Wine before heading out on the town. That store is full of cheap, good wine at a great price.
Stay at the Renaissance Hotel, eat at Solas, then head out to Tabacco Road, Sushi Blues, Bogarts, and Sports Bar, which are all on Glenwood.
You can't leave here without checking out the girls from North Carolina State University (NC State). Visit campus during the day. You won't be disappointed.
In nearby Charlotte, you will find the University of North Carolina (UNC). While on campus, wear baby blue UNC colors to fit in with the myriad of insanely UNC-loyal students on campus. If you are lucky enough to check out a UNC basketball game - especially if they play their bitter rival Duke - you should definitely check it out. Everyone will be drinking, in a good mood, and wanting to party. Unfortunately, there will be a boatload of local guys competing for the same girls. Be bold.
Speaking of Duke, Duke University is just 8 miles away in Durham. The ladies are bright and talented, but not all that great to look at.
The cities of Raliegh, Durham, and Charlotte North Carolina make up what is known as "The Triangle." So practice your geometry and have some fun.
Gadsden, Alabama, USA. Small town. Confederate flag hanging from many of the homes. Not much to do out here besides fish and eat catfish. Cute red-neck girls out here due to a couple of smaller community colleges in the area. Lots of moms.
Live music is huge here. Just about every bar and club has a cover of about $10. By far the best girls will be found at a cool, hip lounge called Twisted at 504 Broad Street. You would never think a place this nice would be in the middle of Gadsden, Alabama, but it is and the girls LOVE IT. Go get 'em, Tiger.
The Chestnut Saloon has live music and cute country girls drinking at the bar, but it's loud and hard to talk at times. Dr. Feel Goodz is another place to meet the older single mother type ladies if that's your vibe. However, the club does tend to redeem itself with the jello wrestling contests. Another place to meet older single mother types is a tiny country bar with a big attitude, the Wagon Wheel. After hours, there is After Life, a members-only dance club open until 5am.
Geez us… There are some beautiful, corn-fed, white women our here in the American heart land. Stay at the Hyatt Hotel, if you can. It's pretty and new and has a decent bar for a hotel chain. Besides-- it’s the nicest hotel in town and adjacent to downtown-- like within walking distance. Swade’s is a nice classy club—on Fridays it's Latino night and on Saturdays it'ss hip hop night.
Heroes is a huge relatively new hot spot in town. Avoid Indigo—unless you like fat, tatted up dark skinned girls with stretch marks, gold teeth and fake hair. For the complete opposite experience, check out Doc Howard’s on a Thursday night. That is whenever the University of Kansas girls are out here in force. Rock Chalk Jay Hawk, baby!
Shockingly this town is a really good time. Fantastic restaurants, Southern hospitality, cool boutique hotels, and beautiful, friendly girls!
Market Street is full of cool college bars with college girls in them Thursday through Saturday, as the College of Charleston is right downtown. Mad River, Johnsons, and Wild Wings are some of the best in town.
There are some cool roof-top bars here. There is one at the Venue Hotel and Henry’s.
The fantastic restaurants in this city include Rue de Jean, Cypress, Pearls, Basil, Blossom, the Library at the Venue Hotel, and High Cotton.