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GOD DAMN FACTOR

If you ever find yourself in Corpus Christi, have a bite to eat at the Hooters here, which is better during the summertime than during the school year.

Head out to Ropers on Tuesday evenings for college night during the academic year. OMG—just awesome.  It’s a typical country-western/hip-hop music scene. Very clique, so you will have to work to make it work. Don’t be shy, player.  

On Fridays, try The Reserve - right down the street.  It’s in the same complex as a strip club called The Palace, which is the best one in Corpus besides Cheetahs

On the weekends, the bars and clubs on Chapperalla Street are decent if you're into the hip-hop/urban scene.

For great results head downtown on Water Street on the weekends. Bourbon Street, Aria, Martini Bar, Whiskey River, Toxic Clicks, and the Voodoo House are pretty good. 

If you're lucky enough to getchya a date, there is nowhere else better to take her to dinner than the Republic of Texas Restaurant on the top of the Omni Bayfront Hotel. Good wine, excellent service, and jaw-dropping views.

South Padre Island, the famous spring break spot for all the southern college students who don’t go to Panama City, is pretty dead at other times of the year.

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Corpus Christi, TX, USA

November 2, 2021

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God Damn Factor

If you ever find yourself in Corpus Christi, have a bite to eat at the Hooters here, which is better during the summertime than during the school year.

Head out to Ropers on Tuesday evenings for college night during the academic year. OMG—just awesome.  It’s a typical country-western/hip-hop music scene. Very clique, so you will have to work to make it work. Don’t be shy, player.  

On Fridays, try The Reserve - right down the street.  It’s in the same complex as a strip club called The Palace, which is the best one in Corpus besides Cheetahs

On the weekends, the bars and clubs on Chapperalla Street are decent if you're into the hip-hop/urban scene.

For great results head downtown on Water Street on the weekends. Bourbon Street, Aria, Martini Bar, Whiskey River, Toxic Clicks, and the Voodoo House are pretty good. 

If you're lucky enough to getchya a date, there is nowhere else better to take her to dinner than the Republic of Texas Restaurant on the top of the Omni Bayfront Hotel. Good wine, excellent service, and jaw-dropping views.

South Padre Island, the famous spring break spot for all the southern college students who don’t go to Panama City, is pretty dead at other times of the year.

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College Station, TX, USA

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College Station is a veritably playground full of hot, corn-fed, country, college girls, with Texas-sized personalities. Texas A&M rules here, and it only makes sense to come during the school year. 

North Gate (on College Main and University) is the center of the social universe outside of campus. There are tons of places to hang out and I will list more than a few of my favorites, but if you just show up and follow the noise, you will be fine.

The Corner (3 floors of fun), Antonino's (where everyone goes after the clubs for late-night pizza), Hookah Station Lounge and Night Club, the Foundation Room, the Social, Gatsby's (although sometimes they only let in people with college ID's), Kyoto Sushi (which goes from restaurant during the day to club at night), Logans, the Tipsy Turtle, Paddock Lane, O'Bannon's, Daisy Dukes (great kicker bar), Dry Bean saloon for shots, Dixie Chicken to chill, Mad Hatters, Cedar Lane, Draft Rebel House, Cafe Eccell (a pizza and wine bar) and La Bodega (a baja taco bar). Christine's, Veritas and Madden's (in Bryan, Texas - right next door) are all great places to bring a girl for dinner. You will surely impress.

If you are into flirting with the waitresses, for sure check out the Texas Road House Restaurant.

Phoenix, AZ, USA

November 12, 2021

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The Doctor

Women in Phoenix are like the weather here in Arizona, hot as hell.

Phoenix is home to Arizona State University, which so generously keeps this city stocked with beautiful college girls. Like Houston, Phoenix seems like it houses a strip club on every other corner. It's very popular for the good-looking female students at ASU to dance part-time for extra money - you can practically assume that most of the hot chicks on campus have at least tried it once. Head to ASU during the school year to check out a little higher education-Arizona style!

The place to be on the weekends in Phoenix is Mill Avenue, just to the west of the university. All the bars are lined up back to back. So bar hop or follow the noise into whatever bar suites your fancy. Club 411 and Gibson's on Mill Ave are my personal favorites.

For a slightly more mature crowd, check out the areas on the corner of Scottsdale and McDowell Road. Jetz and Stixx on E Street, the Camelback and the Cajun House 5th Ave, and The Famous Door on 78th Street are the best bars in this area. Dr. Feel Good and the Blue Note on East McDowell are worth a look-see, as are Rio, Iron Horse, Studebakers, and Tribecca on Scottsdale. Toolie's on West Thomas Road is an incredible country music club here in Phoenix (I can't believe I said that) - the only place I've ever been where the bouncers shake your hand when they card you at the entrance— pretty classy! The place is packed with hot chicks who love country music. Get out there, cowboy!

The best strip clubs in the city are Tiffany's on 32nd by the airport and Bourbon Street on Indian School Road. $10 for a table dance is not too shabby for the quality you get.

On the days you're not at ASU, check out the shopping districts on Colonnade and the Town and Country Mall. West Gate is a relatively new place in Phoenix housing a huge complex full of bars, clubs, restaurants, and of course, a strip club.

Jersey Shore, NJ, USA

November 9, 2021

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The Doctor

If you're in New Jersey during the summertime, check out the beaches at Belmar, Long Beach Island, and Wildwood. There are always girls there on the weekends when the weather's hot. Belmar has the beautiful, guido-loving, collegiate types from North Jersey, while Wildwood and its infamous boardwalk tends to cater more towards families and a younger crowd.

All you men take note - all of the bars on the Jersey shore are cheesy as hell. So if you shave your chest, drive an "I-Roc", wear gold chains and call yourself "Vito", you will feel right at home.

Generally, the further south you go on the shore the less cheesy it becomes, but lately, the cheese has been spilling out as far south as Long Beach Island. The Shell on Engleside or the Katch are the only two places to really meet girls in Long Beach on summer weekends.

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The Doctor

Boston is the place to be if you want to meet beautiful girls in the Northeast US. There are about 60 colleges and universities in the Boston/Cambridge area and close to half a million students— about half of whom are women. Even for those of you who failed 1st grade math, it's obvious that that is a lot of potential dates!

For the best experience in this area, head to Boston College, Tufts University, Boston University, and Northeastern University. Thursday night is the best night to go out in this perennial college town. Go to a fraternity party at a big university here, if you can.

The good thing about Boston is that there are a lot of girls' schools (aka. women's colleges) close by, like Leslie, Wellesley, Simmons, Wheelock, and Mt. Holyoke. After a long week of being on a single-sex campus, the coeds want nothing more than to get the hell off campus and head to a party at Harvard, BU, or MIT to meet up with some guys.

The bad thing about Boston (and in fact the whole Northeast) is that it's cold. There's not much to do other than sit on your ass, eat, drink beer, and get fat. Whether warm or cold, Faneuil Hall, Quincy Market, and Little Italy are humming, so this is where I'd head if I was you! These locales are full of places to shop, eat and drink and are conveniently concentrated in a small area.

During the academic year, these places have a nice mix of pre-collegiate, collegiate, and post-collegiate-aged people walking around. The girls in the bars in these areas of town come nightfall tend to be post-collegiate. They've got real jobs and real responsibilities, so adjust your rap accordingly. Those sophomoric lines you use on campus may not work well for you at 2 am on a Tuesday night with some of the post-grad girls.

Newberry and Landsdowne Streets, Kendall Square, and Harvard Square in nearby Cambridge are more collegiate nocturnal haunts. The perennial favorite hangouts are Dad's on Newberry Street, Avalon, Axis, Jake Ivory's, Mam Kins, and Julians - all on Landsdowne Street in Kendall Square.

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The Doctor

Surprisingly, the University of Texas at San Antonio has some beautiful women.

The best clubs here are places like Kennedy’s, Boston Bar, Boggies, Chicago Bar, and Highlander. It's only worth going on the weekends. 

The big kicker bar is Cowboys and is good on the weekends. It's enormous, so check it out because it will probably be packed.

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The girls in this town tend to keep their boyfriends for years; only God knows why. What that means for you is that it's tough to find a single attractive woman in this town. Most of the great ones are taken unless you find a needle in a haystack.

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For you outdoor-lovin' guys in search of some outdoor-lovin' girls, head to Colorado. Denver sits a mile above sea level in the shadow of the Rocky Mountains, so the alcohol you drink may have a more pronounced effect when you are first exposed to the atmosphere up here. The air is as thin as the women, as Colorado is the "most fit" state in the US.

The girls here tend to have great attitudes, eat right, work out constantly and really care about their bodies. There are also a lot of Native American and Mexican women up here, many of whom are partially of Scandinavian descent, which makes for some beautiful women that call this area home.

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