November 8, 2021
The girls here are decent: all the hot daughters of the rich guys with the hot wives in this town
If you find yourself in Destin, check out Aqua and Blue Point on the weekends. McGuires at times is decent - check out the several hundred thousand dollar bills stapled to the walls and ceilings. Pat O’Brien’s (of New Orleans and the famous Hurricane cocktail fame) and Harry T’s, a cool spot on the water, are good. The Hooters is pretty good here as well.
The strip clubs here are decent here as well with Sammy’s being my favorite. Matador, Penthouse Place (a dance club), and The Block (a country western bar) are good as well.
For watching sports and talking to cute waitresses, try John O’Quigleys. AJ’s on the water is fun and has great live music, which attracts the Florida girls, as does the Electric Cowboy. The Village is a good spot as well. Oasis can be good but beware of the wannabe strippers who are fully clothed dancing on the bars.
The hottest club here is Nightown. It's the largest dance club in the area and it's been hot for years. Once you have met a girl you like, the next stop is the Red Door, a little dive bar, to get cozy.
If you want a little variety, check out the Village at Sandestin Resort, where there a several clubs and bars you can go to, all in the same area. Here you will find the Village Door with Vegas Style live entertainment and the Martini Bar where the cougars abound.
Now you know that I love college towns, and there are two good ones just a few miles of each other—Washington State University in Pullman and the University of Idaho just across the border in Moscow, Idaho. If you ever find yourself out in the Walla Walla wine country in eastern WA or in Spokane, WA, head down to Pullman on a Thursday, Friday or Saturday. The college girls are over there - that is if you are caucasian under 25. If you’re not, this will be a tough gig.
Mikes (formerly known as Stubblefields) up on campus is always good during the school year, as well as Beaches over in Moscow.
The University of Colorado in nearby Boulder is where to find the most beautiful women in Colorado.
Besides the university, the Pearl Street Mall is the place to work your magic. This small pedestrian street is lined with shops, eateries, and bars. Don't even think about lighting up - there is no smoking allowed anywhere indoors within the city limits.
The best bars on Pearl Street include the Rio Grande, Marquee, and Potters. As usual in college towns, the best nights are Thursdays, as many students head to Denver or to the mountains on the weekend to take part in outdoor activities.
The locals you will meet in the summertime are very Scandinavian looking and pretty alternative. Everything is clean and safe and there is almost no crime. Everyone is in shape. They eat right, jog, hike, rollerblade, and power walk. If you're looking for beautiful, fit, and active, you've come to the right place!
I came here once with a friend of mine named John. Now John is a big, strong guy and a violent drunk; never a good combination. He got pissed one night at a girl who blew him off for some hippie dipshit who lived in the back of his Volkswagen smelled as if he hadn't showered in a week. Well, John felt as though enough was enough, and on his way back to the fraternity house at CU, he decided to let everyone know how mad he was. Although he was about 100 yards away and out of sight, I could hear the trail of destruction he was leaving behind. He kicked in the tire of a motorcycle, knocked down a sign, pulled off the door to one of those coin-operated newspaper dispensers, and lifted up the back of a Honda Civic and put it on the sidewalk. Moral of the story? If you want to get girls in Boulder, be a hippie!
If you ever find yourself in Corpus Christi, have a bite to eat at the Hooters here, which is better during the summertime than during the school year.
Head out to Ropers on Tuesday evenings for college night during the academic year. OMG—just awesome. It’s a typical country-western/hip-hop music scene. Very clique, so you will have to work to make it work. Don’t be shy, player.
On Fridays, try The Reserve - right down the street. It’s in the same complex as a strip club called The Palace, which is the best one in Corpus besides Cheetahs.
On the weekends, the bars and clubs on Chapperalla Street are decent if you're into the hip-hop/urban scene.
For great results head downtown on Water Street on the weekends. Bourbon Street, Aria, Martini Bar, Whiskey River, Toxic Clicks, and the Voodoo House are pretty good.
If you're lucky enough to getchya a date, there is nowhere else better to take her to dinner than the Republic of Texas Restaurant on the top of the Omni Bayfront Hotel. Good wine, excellent service, and jaw-dropping views.
South Padre Island, the famous spring break spot for all the southern college students who don’t go to Panama City, is pretty dead at other times of the year.
Georgia is home to some fine-looking women, especially in Atlanta. According to US census data, there are almost three times as many women as men between the ages of 18 and 30 who live in this city. Now that's a great ratio.
There are also tons of college girls in Atlanta being that universities such as Georgia Tech, Emory, Moorehouse, and Spelman Universities are located here.
Since "Hotlanta" is the financial capital of the southern United States, it's extremely international by Southern standards, so you'll have no trouble finding all sorts of different people to spend your time with here.
The best neighborhoods for nightlife are the bars and clubs in Buckhead on the corners of Peachtree and Buckhead Avenues and Little Five Points or Virginia-Highland on the corner of North Highland and Virginia Avenues. Buckhead is packed with clubs and restaurants that tend to cater to the post-collegiate working girls, although on the weekends the crowd skews a little younger.
Students tend to hang out at Little Five Points or Virginia-Highland, where the bars are a little more mellow and the beer a lot cheaper. A lot of students just come here to relax, but on Thursdays especially, the bars in this area can be happening. Try Blind Willie's on Highland Avenue for a start.
The big mall here is a place called Underground Atlanta. It has a few good bars on Kenny's Alley and places to eat, but lately, it's been getting a bad wrap for being in an "unsafe" area of town and thus has lost a lot of patronage to Buckhead and Little Five Points and Virginia-Highland. At least there's a Hooters?
About 30 miles north of Atlanta is a place called Alpharetta, Georgia (total suburban America), and there are some pretty women. The Hooters and Village Tavern out here are pretty damn awesome, and people tend to be way less full of themselves up here. Definitely more chill down-home girls.
Boston is the place to be if you want to meet beautiful girls in the Northeast US. There are about 60 colleges and universities in the Boston/Cambridge area and close to half a million students— about half of whom are women. Even for those of you who failed 1st grade math, it's obvious that that is a lot of potential dates!
For the best experience in this area, head to Boston College, Tufts University, Boston University, and Northeastern University. Thursday night is the best night to go out in this perennial college town. Go to a fraternity party at a big university here, if you can.
The good thing about Boston is that there are a lot of girls' schools (aka. women's colleges) close by, like Leslie, Wellesley, Simmons, Wheelock, and Mt. Holyoke. After a long week of being on a single-sex campus, the coeds want nothing more than to get the hell off campus and head to a party at Harvard, BU, or MIT to meet up with some guys.
The bad thing about Boston (and in fact the whole Northeast) is that it's cold. There's not much to do other than sit on your ass, eat, drink beer, and get fat. Whether warm or cold, Faneuil Hall, Quincy Market, and Little Italy are humming, so this is where I'd head if I was you! These locales are full of places to shop, eat and drink and are conveniently concentrated in a small area.
During the academic year, these places have a nice mix of pre-collegiate, collegiate, and post-collegiate-aged people walking around. The girls in the bars in these areas of town come nightfall tend to be post-collegiate. They've got real jobs and real responsibilities, so adjust your rap accordingly. Those sophomoric lines you use on campus may not work well for you at 2 am on a Tuesday night with some of the post-grad girls.
Newberry and Landsdowne Streets, Kendall Square, and Harvard Square in nearby Cambridge are more collegiate nocturnal haunts. The perennial favorite hangouts are Dad's on Newberry Street, Avalon, Axis, Jake Ivory's, Mam Kins, and Julians - all on Landsdowne Street in Kendall Square.
If you want to get dressed up and head to clubs packed full of Boston cheese, check out the Roxy on Tremont in the Theatre District or Avenue C on Newberry Street. The Zanzibar on Boylston Place and Emily's on Winter tend to attract the girls without the fromage. Head to the Alley Cat for a more fraternity-like atmosphere or the Mercury Bar for the alternative chicks. They're on Newberry Street. Tia's on the wharf and Clarke's in Faneuil Hall are typical meat markets.
If you are curious about what Harvard girls are like, head to the Crimson Grill on JFK in nearby Cambridge (it's right across the Charles River). But first, hit the Hong Kong Restaurant in Harvard Square and down one of their infamous scorpion bowls. The girls will look much better afterward. Russell Tavern, Grendel's Den, M Restaurant and Lounge, Tommy, The Red House, Shays Pub and Wine Bar, and Noir are all relatively decent places. Who knows? You may wind up hanging out with the future CEO of a Fortune 500 company.
The panhandle of Florida, AKA the redneck Rivera. Don't go in the water though, which thanks to BP will be microscopically laden with oil for years to come. You can get dirty enough and put your health at risk by partying with the girls downtown. There are some honeys here, but outside of spring break, you may have to hunt for them a little bit.
Stay at the New World Inn Hotel. It's a local place and within walking distance of all of downtown. Start off at 600 South, the cool upscale bar at the hotel, and try your luck with the cute bartenders. Walk down the street to Club Ice, and follow up with Club Fire, which is upstairs from Club Ice (cheesy, but who doesn't love the cheese in the pan handle). It's totally packed. Don't be shy. VIP here is reasonable so reach in the wallet and make an impression. 5 1/2 Bar is a cool high-end wine and cocktail bar where you can impress the girl you met during the day on the beach or at the Hooters nearby, but come here alone and the cougars will be your only option.
Want a more chill place to bring the girl you met earlier in the day? Check out Intermissions, a kind of a dive bar with good live music, which she will most likely love. Hop Jacks has a younger local crowd that go there for the big draft beers selection and good, cheap food. Seville Quarter is the best place to meet girls. It's 7 bars and clubs in one, with everything from a piano bar to a dance club to a chill bar. If you can't meet someone here with all the drunk happy girls running around schizophrenically between the 7 venues, then your man card seriously deserves to be revoked. Good luck!