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Ft. Myers, Florida is a few hours car trip south of Tampa. It isn't worth a special trip at all unless you have a hook-up at Florida Gulf Coast University. The girls here are relatively decent looking, but what college girls in Florida don't look good?

There is a small beach on campus by the water. Check it out to find beachgoers sunbathing on the sand after class. It's a small school and relatively new.

Most of the decent bars and restaurants are close to campus. Malony’s Sports Bar is good on Thursday nights, the universal college night of the week. If you meet the girls on the volleyball team at FGCU, pile in the car and head down to Blue Martini in Naples and look like a stud to the valet guys as the car full of 6-foot tall college girls in high heels pour out of the car.

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Fort Myers, FL, USA

November 8, 2021

7.5

God Damn Factor

Ft. Myers, Florida is a few hours car trip south of Tampa. It isn't worth a special trip at all unless you have a hook-up at Florida Gulf Coast University. The girls here are relatively decent looking, but what college girls in Florida don't look good?

There is a small beach on campus by the water. Check it out to find beachgoers sunbathing on the sand after class. It's a small school and relatively new.

Most of the decent bars and restaurants are close to campus. Malony’s Sports Bar is good on Thursday nights, the universal college night of the week. If you meet the girls on the volleyball team at FGCU, pile in the car and head down to Blue Martini in Naples and look like a stud to the valet guys as the car full of 6-foot tall college girls in high heels pour out of the car.

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Raleigh, NC, USA

November 12, 2021

7.5

The Doctor

Sweet North Carolina girls abound in Raliegh, North Carolina!

Get liquored up at Total Wine before heading out on the town. That store is full of cheap, good wine at a great price.

Stay at the Renaissance Hotel, eat at Solas, then head out to Tabacco Road, Sushi Blues, Bogarts, and Sports Bar, which are all on Glenwood.

You can't leave here without checking out the girls from North Carolina State University (NC State). Visit campus during the day. You won't be disappointed.

In nearby Charlotte, you will find the University of North Carolina (UNC). While on campus, wear baby blue UNC colors to fit in with the myriad of insanely UNC-loyal students on campus. If you are lucky enough to check out a UNC basketball game - especially if they play their bitter rival Duke - you should definitely check it out. Everyone will be drinking, in a good mood, and wanting to party. Unfortunately, there will be a boatload of local guys competing for the same girls. Be bold.

Speaking of Duke, Duke University is just 8 miles away in Durham. The ladies are bright and talented, but not all that great to look at.

The cities of Raliegh, Durham, and Charlotte North Carolina make up what is known as "The Triangle." So practice your geometry and have some fun.

Atlanta, GA, USA

October 29, 2021

9

The Doctor

Georgia is home to some fine-looking women, especially in Atlanta. According to US census data, there are almost three times as many women as men between the ages of 18 and 30 who live in this city. Now that's a great ratio.

There are also tons of college girls in Atlanta being that universities such as Georgia Tech, Emory, Moorehouse, and Spelman Universities are located here.

Since "Hotlanta" is the financial capital of the southern United States, it's extremely international by Southern standards, so you'll have no trouble finding all sorts of different people to spend your time with here.

The best neighborhoods for nightlife are the bars and clubs in Buckhead on the corners of Peachtree and Buckhead Avenues and Little Five Points or Virginia-Highland on the corner of North Highland and Virginia Avenues. Buckhead is packed with clubs and restaurants that tend to cater to the post-collegiate working girls, although on the weekends the crowd skews a little younger.

Students tend to hang out at Little Five Points or Virginia-Highland, where the bars are a little more mellow and the beer a lot cheaper. A lot of students just come here to relax, but on Thursdays especially, the bars in this area can be happening. Try Blind Willie's on Highland Avenue for a start.

The big mall here is a place called Underground Atlanta. It has a few good bars on Kenny's Alley and places to eat, but lately, it's been getting a bad wrap for being in an "unsafe" area of town and thus has lost a lot of patronage to Buckhead and Little Five Points and Virginia-Highland. At least there's a Hooters?

The best strip clubs in the city are the Gold Club on Piedmont Avenue, Magic City on Forsyth St., and the Cheetah Club downtown.

About 30 miles north of Atlanta is a place called Alpharetta, Georgia (total suburban America), and there are some pretty women. The Hooters and Village Tavern out here are pretty damn awesome, and people tend to be way less full of themselves up here. Definitely more chill down-home girls.

Gadsden, AL, USA

November 8, 2021

7.5

The Doctor

Gadsden, Alabama, USA. Small town. Confederate flag hanging from many of the homes. Not much to do out here besides fish and eat catfish. Cute red-neck girls out here due to a couple of smaller community colleges in the area. Lots of moms.

Live music is huge here. Just about every bar and club has a cover of about $10. By far the best girls will be found at a cool, hip lounge called Twisted at 504 Broad Street. You would never think a place this nice would be in the middle of Gadsden, Alabama, but it is and the girls LOVE IT. Go get 'em, Tiger.

The Chestnut Saloon has live music and cute country girls drinking at the bar, but it's loud and hard to talk at times. Dr. Feel Goodz is another place to meet the older single mother type ladies if that's your vibe. However, the club does tend to redeem itself with the jello wrestling contests. Another place to meet older single mother types is a tiny country bar with a big attitude, the Wagon Wheel. After hours, there is After Life, a members-only dance club open until 5am.

Destin, FL, USA

November 8, 2021

7

The Doctor

The girls here are decent: all the hot daughters of the rich guys with the hot wives in this town

If you find yourself in Destin, check out Aqua and Blue Point on the weekends. McGuires at times is decent - check out the several hundred thousand dollar bills stapled to the walls and ceilings. Pat O’Brien’s (of New Orleans and the famous Hurricane cocktail fame) and Harry T’s, a cool spot on the water, are good. The Hooters is pretty good here as well. 

The strip clubs here are decent here as well with Sammy’s being my favorite. Matador, Penthouse Place (a dance club), and The Block (a country western bar) are good as well.

For watching sports and talking to cute waitresses, try John O’Quigleys. AJ’s on the water is fun and has great live music, which attracts the Florida girls, as does the Electric Cowboy. The Village is a good spot as well. Oasis can be good but beware of the wannabe strippers who are fully clothed dancing on the bars.

The hottest club here is Nightown. It's the largest dance club in the area and it's been hot for years. Once you have met a girl you like, the next stop is the Red Door, a little dive bar, to get cozy.

If you want a little variety, check out the Village at Sandestin Resort, where there a several clubs and bars you can go to, all in the same area. Here you will find the Village Door with Vegas Style live entertainment and the Martini Bar where the cougars abound.

San Diego, CA, USA

November 15, 2021

8.5

The Doctor

San Diego is an awesome city. There are tons of beautiful girls here - Playbody is constantly at the local universities recruiting girls to do pictorials for college editions. The bad news is the girls in San Diego tend to date the same guy for years, which can be incredibly frustrating (unless you're him). They don't even go out all that often and give the rest of us a chance. It's not like there's a paucity of bars and clubs, either. San Diego is just one of those places inhabited by a bunch of early-to-bed, early-to-rise kind of people - except on the weekends.

Pacific Beach and Mission Beach are the collegiate, surfer, and military hangouts. La Jolla (pronounced La Hoya, for those of you who flunked high school Spanish and don't want to make an ass out of yourself) is wealthier and boring, but beautiful. Downtown is where it's at, and therefore where you should be! The Gas Lamp District downtown is freakin' awesome. It's and just a short taxi ride from the airport. Stay at the Hard Rock Hotel or the W Hotel - that is where all the beautiful people go.

Girls at the clubs here are similar quality to the ones in LA, but way less pretentious and easily approachable. Look good and dress well down here. Most everyone is fashion conscious since Hollywood is just up the road.

Stingaree, Fleetwood, Basic, La Puerta, Side Bar, and Fluxx are some of my favorite places to meet the ladies. Not sure where to go or what's hot? Just walk up and down Market, G, and F Streets and follow the noise and you will be fine. Check out the Hooters down here. Usually, there's some pretty decent talent.

Pacific Beach, referred affectionately as "PB" by the locals is a perfect place for you to practice your game. The most action in PB is on Garnet. Two huge bars dominate the scene - PB Bar and Grill and Typhoon Saloon. Get there early or be prepared to wait in line. Fred's Mexican Cafe is next door to the Typhoon if you're looking for some decent Mexican food. Check out Bob's Dive, Sinbad Cafe (which is a hooka bar that attracts groups of hot girls), or Cabo Cantina. Tavern on the Beach and Plum Crazy usually has hot girls inside, so it might be worth your time. Society is a billiards place to chill after you have met the cutie you've been looking for. Finally, Millers Field is a cool sports bar filled with girls who are way laid back and cool.

During the day, hang out on the campus of SDSU and check out the boardwalks of Mission and Pacific Beaches after 5:00 pm when the babes come out to work out. Run, bike, or rollerblade and be bold in your approach. The boardwalk is not a place for the shy and timid, it's quite difficult to strike up a conversation with someone who's riding a bike past you! Mouse's on Mission Beach offers a nice vantage point to plan your approach.

Come nighttime on Mission Beach, check out Club Tremors on Garnet and Club Sevilla. There are usually some good-looking women out and about at these places. Be careful: a lot of the women here have military boyfriends or husbands, as there is a huge US Navy base close by. You may have your wrap rudely interrupted by a pissed-off, testosterone-filled soldier who's ready to kick your ass. You may run across a "West Pac Widow", which is a wife of a navy man who is overseas for months at a time in the South Pacific. I tend to avoid the West Pac Widows - it's bad karma to try to get with a soldier's wife.

Another good thing about San Diego is that Tijuana, Mexico is just south of here. There is some serious partying that goes on across the border. The party-goers tend to be kids from San Diego who are under the US legal drinking age and are very intent on taking advantage of the fact that in Mexico if you are old enough to walk (even if you're already drunk), you are old enough to buy alcohol. But beware - don't give money to all the little kids with dirt-smudged, adorable faces selling gum or candy. Unknowing tourists can't help but shove money at them. They make a killing. Don't believe me? Watch one of those little con artists for 15 minutes and see how much money they rake in, it's incredible.

Drunk partiers who piss off Mexican police or bar proprietors have been known to get their asses tossed in jail without trial and have to pay ridiculous bribes to city officials to get out, so be careful down here! Worse yet, if you look at all Mexican you will get a load of shit when you try to come back into the United States, I guarantee it. The border police are dumb as shit, and they like to act like badasses and mess with all the returning party-goers. Don't give them a reason to mess with you. Don't give them the satisfaction. Believe me. I speak from personal experience.

I remember the time I went to Tijuana with my buddies. Being a darkie, I was paranoid that I was going to get harassed by the border patrol when I tried to get back into the country. Sure enough, even after seeing my passport, my license, and my medical school ID, they still brought me to stand before the man, as my buddies (and my brother who looks just like me) were waved through with a nod. I was accused of trying to smuggle steroids into the country and was invasively patted down. When I protested my terrible treatment, as I was leaving the agent said "I am the US border patrol. I can go inside you if I want." Now that's a God complex. Needless to say, I was out of there in a hurry and promised myself that I had just made my last trip to Tijuana. It totally wasn't worth the danger and the hassle.

Philadelphia, PA, USA

November 11, 2021

8.5

The Doctor

Philadelphia is where the thirteen colonies ratified the Declaration of Independence and freed themselves from British rule. Maybe they knew what we do about English girls! This city is very Italian. Your competition is sporting a big-ass, cheesy gold chain, a tank top, tanning salon complexion, complete with well-moussed hair and dark jacket. I know, because a lot of my best friends are Italian, and I've seen them this way, despite all my teasing and prodding them in the direction of good taste.

The nightlife here is great though, and there are always some stunning women in the bars and clubs. These places are typical meat markets and are no place for the timid, so adjust your game accordingly and do your best to set yourself apart. That is best accomplished by walking upright, having a high school diploma, no criminal record, and driving anything other than a Camaro. Oh, and a suit would help.

During the day, if you are in the mood to check out the girls in Philly, head to University City (which looks more like a prison than a city), the home of some not-so-bad-looking girls at Drexel.

On the weekends, the places to be in Philadelphia are in and around South Street and Christopher Columbus Boulevard (called Delaware Avenue by the locals). Try Cafe Limbo and Mako's on South Street or Gothum, Spring Garden, and Rock Lobster on Christopher Columbus Blvd. Alternatively, head to the Irish Pub on Walnut St. and 20th, Trocadero on Arch Street, Xero on 4th Street, 111 on Chesnut and 3rd, Shampoo and the Bank on 8th.

Take note: the Italian girls here dress well and like to be spoiled by the men they meet while out on the town. You've got to open the wallet a little.

If you have access to a car or know someone with a ride, head just outside of Philadelphia to the Manayunk area and the River Deck Cafe for happy-hour late in the workweek.