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This is the home of the University of Kentucky - a huge basketball school in a town where horse racing is a religion. Go figure. Girls are decent looking here, although there are better college towns.

On Thursdays (always the best night in college towns) try the Tin Roof and Two Keys up by campus.

On the weekends, try Hugo’s, McCarthy’s, Rosebud’s, Cheapside, Redmond’s, Pulse, Silk’s, and the Penguin. If you want to impress the hot college girl you just met walking around campus, take her to the Atomic Café, or better yet Bellinis.

The best strip club is Platinum Plus. It stops serving alcohol at 2 am but stays open until 4 am.

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Lexington, KY, USA

November 10, 2021

8.0

God Damn Factor

This is the home of the University of Kentucky - a huge basketball school in a town where horse racing is a religion. Go figure. Girls are decent looking here, although there are better college towns.

On Thursdays (always the best night in college towns) try the Tin Roof and Two Keys up by campus.

On the weekends, try Hugo’s, McCarthy’s, Rosebud’s, Cheapside, Redmond’s, Pulse, Silk’s, and the Penguin. If you want to impress the hot college girl you just met walking around campus, take her to the Atomic Café, or better yet Bellinis.

The best strip club is Platinum Plus. It stops serving alcohol at 2 am but stays open until 4 am.

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Dallas, TX, USA

November 8, 2021

9

The Doctor

Dallas, Texas is perhaps the best big city in the southern United States. The women here are beautiful. Remember that this is the city that began the great American institution called the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.

Dallas is like Atlanta in that it attracts women from all over the South for school and work. Dallas is in effect two cities in one, with Forth Worth being so close by,so the number of people to supply all of the bars and clubs in this city is tremendous.

The best place to meet women in Dallas is Yale Blvd near SMU - Southern Methodist University (So Many Unbelievably Gorgeous Girls). This street is typical of many drags in American college towns, like State St. in Santa Barbara, Mill Ave. in Phoenix, and 6th Street in Austin, in that there are a bunch of bars and clubs within a drunken stumble from each other. The Green Elephant is my personal favorite, but you'll have a good time in any bar that catches your fancy.

There are many other areas of the city where women abound including Uptown, Upper Middle, and Lower Greenville Street on which you will find plenty of places to party and meet the Dallas girls. The Bank, Black Fin and Lift are some of my favorite places these days. 

Like LA and Vegas, most of the best-looking women in Dallas work in the service industry - bartending and waitressing. One of my favorite things to do in Dallas is visit the multitude of these bars and restaurants and flirt with the help.  Places like Bone Daddy’s, Twin Peaks, Jakes Hamburgers, Natural Sports Lounge, the Winghouse, Third Base and Hooters all call Dallas home.

The strip clubs are far better than the ones in Houston these days. The one I like the most is a place called the Lodge—but don’t bother showing up before 9pm, none of the decent-looking girls show up that early. Baby Dolls at 10250 Shady Trail is pretty cool, even on Sundays. There are also some cool places in Uptown.

The girls who work at the ZaZa Hotel are fine. A short walk down the street you will find Black Friar and The Idle Rich, off of McKinney.  Take the hot date you just met to Nobu or Trulucks right there.

In nearby Addison, there are some places worth checking out. The Hooters, Twin Peaks, Sherlocks, and The Flying Saucer off of Beltline are all excellent. Gloria's is OK if you get tired of hitting on the help.

In nearby Grapevine, Bob's Chop House has a decent selection of wine, so it's a great place to bring that hottie who waited on you at the bar last night.

The downtown hotels, clubs, and bars tend to be older and pretentious, but don't miss the Hooters - you won't be disappointed. This is where all the hottest Hooters girls in Dallas come to get tipped well by the wealthy businessmen working downtown, whose wives won't let them stay out with their buddies at the gentleman's club until late. Wear a suit and a Rolex and be funny and entertaining to get anywhere with the ladies here. Four Lounge is my favorite place in the evenings downtown - a great place for that hot PM date.

Santa Barbara, CA, USA

November 15, 2021

10

The Doctor

Don't miss out on visiting Santa Barbara just north of LA. It's fun and packed with beautiful women from all over California. Santa Barbara, along with nearby Malibu, is where Baywatch was filmed, to give you an idea of what you're working with.

During the academic year, it's packed with gorgeous college girls. In the summertime, the less pretentious Californians come here on the weekends to get away from LA.

Santa Barbara is probably my favorite city in the US because it reminds me of the Basque country in Europe. There's a big university - the University of California at Santa Barbara out on La Isla Vista, which should be named La Isla de Chica Finita; a great nightlife, which centers in and around State Street; and beautiful girls. Half of the girls I saw on the campus of UCSB or out on State Street from Thursday through Saturday night turned my head. On top of all that, the beach on La Isla Vista is packed with UCSB girls when it's hot outside.

I went to a fraternity party on campus here one year and I almost didn't leave. Going to Harvard was definitely not worth missing out on fours years of this. And oh, did I mention? If you think the girls at UCSB were hot, take a walk over to Santa Barbara City College just off of Shoreline Beach by State Street. The girls who were too hot and not bright enough to get into UCSB are all here. Santa Barbara gets the best GDF score in the US!

El Paso, TX, USA

November 8, 2021

7.5

The Doctor

If you love Mexican girls, this is the place for you. This is a border town with all of the problems that a border town has: crime, illegal immigrants, drug smugglers, and gunshots flying across the border from the Mexican side threatening your health and well-being. Sounds like fun doesn't it? Whatever you do in El Paso, don't be an idiot. DO NOT get convinced to visit the Mexican side of the border for any reason, unless you want to get kidnapped, killed, or worse.

Downtown El Paso is seeing a revival.  It used to be a total shithole, but the old, run-down abandoned warehouses have been converted to swanky nightclubs. Brick and Mortar, Plum, and Shadow are great places to meet girls. Don't be shy and brush up on your Espanol beforehand. But take care to avoid pissing off that tattooed, heavy-set, mean-looking Mexican guy with his homies in VIP talking to his girl. You don't want to get shot heading back to your car that night. Seriously. I'm not joking.

During the day, check out the University of Texas-El Paso (UTEP) for the Y and line it up for later that evening. Besides that, don't bother trolling around looking for girls.

Huntsville, AL, USA

November 9, 2021

8

The Doctor

Huge college town. Lots of beautiful girls. Check out the campus of the University of Alabama at Huntsville during the day when all the beautiful girls are roaming between classes.

If you can't make it during the day, check the evening shift on the weekends at the local Hooters. It's superb and right around the corner from campus.

Every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday night, the bars and clubs at the Bridge Street Town Center are just overflowing with beautiful girls. In general they are super friendly and very outgoing.

Orlando, FL, USA

November 11, 2021

9

The Doctor

Orlando is a kid's paradise with Disney World, Sea World, MGM Studios, Universal Studios, and Epcot Center all located here. It's a great place to go if you're a teenager trying to meet other teens living their Disney dream.

Fortunately, there are also plenty of good-looking Florida natives who work in all of these places during the summer. Epcot Center is my personal favorite because Disney flies in beautiful foreign girls to work its international pavilions in an effort to give Epcot's "world showcase" an atmosphere of authenticity.

Church Street Station is the place to be for weekend nighttime revelry. Makos is my absolute favorite. The beautiful bartenders, shot girls, beer tub girls, and swing girls are so fine. There's constant churn at this place; you hardly ever see the same girls month to month. Awesome. Bring you’re A-game: these girls get hit on constantly, so do something to set yourself apart. 

For the regular girls, Chillers and Lattitudes right next door are good. Suite B is a cool lounge. If you want young, hip, pierced, and tattooed, head to Back Booth.

Even on non-weekend nights, you can usually find something going on in Downtown Orlando off of Church Street and Orange Ave. Follow the noise and the crowd and have a good time.

The University of Central Florida is here and the typical Thursday night is good by the university at places like Knight Club, Library and Scoop. There you will find all the beautiful Florida college coeds but be warned: these bars are very cliquey.  Don’t be a pussy and roll-up. The Wing House by the university is also really good mostly during the school year, where most of the hot college girls will work for easy tips off of the patrons that worship them. The Hooters by the Orlando airport is usually good as well.

In the land of Disney, the strip clubs are pretty terrible. But in nearby Altamonte, Rachels is pretty decent. There you will find beautiful girls to hit on almost every day of the week.

Also close to Orlando is Lake Mary, Florida. The Tilted Kilt (yet another Hooters knock-off) has some beautiful waitresses. Like I keep saying - learn to hit on the help.

Pensacola, FL, USA

November 11, 2021

7

The Doctor

The panhandle of Florida, AKA the redneck Rivera. Don't go in the water though, which thanks to BP will be microscopically laden with oil for years to come. You can get dirty enough and put your health at risk by partying with the girls downtown. There are some honeys here, but outside of spring break, you may have to hunt for them a little bit.

Stay at the New World Inn Hotel. It's a local place and within walking distance of all of downtown. Start off at 600 South, the cool upscale bar at the hotel, and try your luck with the cute bartenders. Walk down the street to Club Ice, and follow up with Club Fire, which is upstairs from Club Ice (cheesy, but who doesn't love the cheese in the pan handle). It's totally packed. Don't be shy. VIP here is reasonable so reach in the wallet and make an impression. 5 1/2 Bar is a cool high-end wine and cocktail bar where you can impress the girl you met during the day on the beach or at the Hooters nearby, but come here alone and the cougars will be your only option.

Want a more chill place to bring the girl you met earlier in the day? Check out Intermissions, a kind of a dive bar with good live music, which she will most likely love. Hop Jacks has a younger local crowd that go there for the big draft beers selection and good, cheap food. Seville Quarter is the best place to meet girls. It's 7 bars and clubs in one, with everything from a piano bar to a dance club to a chill bar. If you can't meet someone here with all the drunk happy girls running around schizophrenically between the 7 venues, then your man card seriously deserves to be revoked. Good luck!