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Orlando is a kid's paradise with Disney World, Sea World, MGM Studios, Universal Studios, and Epcot Center all located here. It's a great place to go if you're a teenager trying to meet other teens living their Disney dream.

Fortunately, there are also plenty of good-looking Florida natives who work in all of these places during the summer. Epcot Center is my personal favorite because Disney flies in beautiful foreign girls to work its international pavilions in an effort to give Epcot's "world showcase" an atmosphere of authenticity.

Church Street Station is the place to be for weekend nighttime revelry. Makos is my absolute favorite. The beautiful bartenders, shot girls, beer tub girls, and swing girls are so fine. There's constant churn at this place; you hardly ever see the same girls month to month. Awesome. Bring you’re A-game: these girls get hit on constantly, so do something to set yourself apart. 

For the regular girls, Chillers and Lattitudes right next door are good. Suite B is a cool lounge. If you want young, hip, pierced, and tattooed, head to Back Booth.

Even on non-weekend nights, you can usually find something going on in Downtown Orlando off of Church Street and Orange Ave. Follow the noise and the crowd and have a good time.

The University of Central Florida is here and the typical Thursday night is good by the university at places like Knight Club, Library and Scoop. There you will find all the beautiful Florida college coeds but be warned: these bars are very cliquey.  Don’t be a pussy and roll-up. The Wing House by the university is also really good mostly during the school year, where most of the hot college girls will work for easy tips off of the patrons that worship them. The Hooters by the Orlando airport is usually good as well.

In the land of Disney, the strip clubs are pretty terrible. But in nearby Altamonte, Rachels is pretty decent. There you will find beautiful girls to hit on almost every day of the week.

Also close to Orlando is Lake Mary, Florida. The Tilted Kilt (yet another Hooters knock-off) has some beautiful waitresses. Like I keep saying - learn to hit on the help.

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Orlando, FL, USA

November 11, 2021

9.0

God Damn Factor

Orlando is a kid's paradise with Disney World, Sea World, MGM Studios, Universal Studios, and Epcot Center all located here. It's a great place to go if you're a teenager trying to meet other teens living their Disney dream.

Fortunately, there are also plenty of good-looking Florida natives who work in all of these places during the summer. Epcot Center is my personal favorite because Disney flies in beautiful foreign girls to work its international pavilions in an effort to give Epcot's "world showcase" an atmosphere of authenticity.

Church Street Station is the place to be for weekend nighttime revelry. Makos is my absolute favorite. The beautiful bartenders, shot girls, beer tub girls, and swing girls are so fine. There's constant churn at this place; you hardly ever see the same girls month to month. Awesome. Bring you’re A-game: these girls get hit on constantly, so do something to set yourself apart. 

For the regular girls, Chillers and Lattitudes right next door are good. Suite B is a cool lounge. If you want young, hip, pierced, and tattooed, head to Back Booth.

Even on non-weekend nights, you can usually find something going on in Downtown Orlando off of Church Street and Orange Ave. Follow the noise and the crowd and have a good time.

The University of Central Florida is here and the typical Thursday night is good by the university at places like Knight Club, Library and Scoop. There you will find all the beautiful Florida college coeds but be warned: these bars are very cliquey.  Don’t be a pussy and roll-up. The Wing House by the university is also really good mostly during the school year, where most of the hot college girls will work for easy tips off of the patrons that worship them. The Hooters by the Orlando airport is usually good as well.

In the land of Disney, the strip clubs are pretty terrible. But in nearby Altamonte, Rachels is pretty decent. There you will find beautiful girls to hit on almost every day of the week.

Also close to Orlando is Lake Mary, Florida. The Tilted Kilt (yet another Hooters knock-off) has some beautiful waitresses. Like I keep saying - learn to hit on the help.

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Jersey Shore, NJ, USA

November 9, 2021

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If you're in New Jersey during the summertime, check out the beaches at Belmar, Long Beach Island, and Wildwood. There are always girls there on the weekends when the weather's hot. Belmar has the beautiful, guido-loving, collegiate types from North Jersey, while Wildwood and its infamous boardwalk tends to cater more towards families and a younger crowd.

All you men take note - all of the bars on the Jersey shore are cheesy as hell. So if you shave your chest, drive an "I-Roc", wear gold chains and call yourself "Vito", you will feel right at home.

Generally, the further south you go on the shore the less cheesy it becomes, but lately, the cheese has been spilling out as far south as Long Beach Island. The Shell on Engleside or the Katch are the only two places to really meet girls in Long Beach on summer weekends.

San Antonio, TX, USA

November 12, 2021

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Surprisingly, the University of Texas at San Antonio has some beautiful women.

The best clubs here are places like Kennedy’s, Boston Bar, Boggies, Chicago Bar, and Highlander. It's only worth going on the weekends. 

The big kicker bar is Cowboys and is good on the weekends. It's enormous, so check it out because it will probably be packed.

If you are downtown by the River Front, try the Langer, Rebar, Rev Room, and Zen Bar. 

If you are on the north side of town, try Dolche, Duo, and Swig, but dress to impress. If you are on the north side and in jeans and a tee-shirt head to the Cross-Eyed Seagul.

Hands down the best strip club here is The Palace. The waitresses and dancers are fantastic. The Hooters on Wurzback is easily the best in San Antonio and probably in Texas. Bikinis is a bar where, well, the girls serve you in bikinis, and it's right around the corner from the Hooters. Fox and the Hound and Flying Saucer will occasionally have some cute waitresses. You never know. Two places you can always count on for hot waitresses are Rebar and The Hanger off of Broadway. Really gorgeous girls.

The girls in this town tend to keep their boyfriends for years; only God knows why. What that means for you is that it's tough to find a single attractive woman in this town. Most of the great ones are taken unless you find a needle in a haystack.

Fort Myers, FL, USA

November 8, 2021

7.5

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Ft. Myers, Florida is a few hours car trip south of Tampa. It isn't worth a special trip at all unless you have a hook-up at Florida Gulf Coast University. The girls here are relatively decent looking, but what college girls in Florida don't look good?

There is a small beach on campus by the water. Check it out to find beachgoers sunbathing on the sand after class. It's a small school and relatively new.

Most of the decent bars and restaurants are close to campus. Malony’s Sports Bar is good on Thursday nights, the universal college night of the week. If you meet the girls on the volleyball team at FGCU, pile in the car and head down to Blue Martini in Naples and look like a stud to the valet guys as the car full of 6-foot tall college girls in high heels pour out of the car.

El Paso, TX, USA

November 8, 2021

7.5

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If you love Mexican girls, this is the place for you. This is a border town with all of the problems that a border town has: crime, illegal immigrants, drug smugglers, and gunshots flying across the border from the Mexican side threatening your health and well-being. Sounds like fun doesn't it? Whatever you do in El Paso, don't be an idiot. DO NOT get convinced to visit the Mexican side of the border for any reason, unless you want to get kidnapped, killed, or worse.

Downtown El Paso is seeing a revival.  It used to be a total shithole, but the old, run-down abandoned warehouses have been converted to swanky nightclubs. Brick and Mortar, Plum, and Shadow are great places to meet girls. Don't be shy and brush up on your Espanol beforehand. But take care to avoid pissing off that tattooed, heavy-set, mean-looking Mexican guy with his homies in VIP talking to his girl. You don't want to get shot heading back to your car that night. Seriously. I'm not joking.

During the day, check out the University of Texas-El Paso (UTEP) for the Y and line it up for later that evening. Besides that, don't bother trolling around looking for girls.

Arizona Lakes, AZ, USA

October 29, 2021

8.5

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The lake that spring breakers mostly head to year after year is Lake Havasu. The bad thing about this place is that the weather is unpredictable - one year it's hot, the next it's cold, and the next it's hot again. You just never know. It is totally variable from year to year and week to week during the spring break season. I wouldn't take the chance on coming here and missing out on a spring break spot like the ones in Mexico or Florida if I didn't know for sure that the big schools in Arizona and California would be well represented. The schools from these states stock the Arizona Lakes with beautiful women each March.

The other bad thing about this place is that it tends to be pretty annoyingly cliquey. Girls will come down here with a group of their girlfriends and guy friends and not wander off with random guys.

There is no true beach, so people tend to rent huge party boats, where they chill with their friends, lay in the sun, drink, and fornicate. Unless your idea of party hopping involves swimming from destination to destination, this may not be the place for you.

However, there are places where everyone hangs out in town come nightfall. If you have a chance to go with some friends who know good-looking women who will be there, by all means, go, if nothing else just to check it out.

Milwaukee, WI, USA

November 10, 2021

6.5

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Milwaukee is full of friendly, friendly, friendly women, mostly of Scandinavian decent with pretty blue eyes, blond, red, or brunette hair. Summertime is the time to go - wintertime is too damn cold. There are tons of festivals during the summer and any spot along Lake Michigan (which looks more like an ocean to me) is just going to be great.

Surprisingly, this city is cool and sophisticated, with chic bars, lounges, and hotels.

Stay at the Intercontinental or the Phister Hotel. The former is modern and hip, the latter is old school and elegant. Both hotels will be recognized by the ladies in the city. To stay there gives you instead credibility.

There are three main areas downtown where you can meet and greet. The first is Water Street. Places like Water Street Brewery, Bar Louie, Trinity, Buffalo Wild Wings, Sullivans, Magilicutties, Brother, and Whiskey Bar are where the 18-23 crowd is. They are young, pretty, and fresh. But beware - bring your A-game. There are a lot of college guys here looking for the same thing you are, so be bold and be different.

The bars here are crowded, hot and the ratios aren’t the greatest, but you will be fine. Don’t forget how to “hit on the help”, who are gorgeous, friendly, and just plain awesome.

Old World Third Street is the next place you should hit up. Bootleggers, Buckhead, Buck Bradleys, Sweet, Apartment 720, and Sojo 7 are where you will find the ladies 23-28, who are in my opinion the best in the city. Like the proverbial Goldy Locks and the Three Bears, this area is “just right”.

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