November 12, 2021
Sweet North Carolina girls abound in Raliegh, North Carolina!
Get liquored up at Total Wine before heading out on the town. That store is full of cheap, good wine at a great price.
Stay at the Renaissance Hotel, eat at Solas, then head out to Tabacco Road, Sushi Blues, Bogarts, and Sports Bar, which are all on Glenwood.
You can't leave here without checking out the girls from North Carolina State University (NC State). Visit campus during the day. You won't be disappointed.
In nearby Charlotte, you will find the University of North Carolina (UNC). While on campus, wear baby blue UNC colors to fit in with the myriad of insanely UNC-loyal students on campus. If you are lucky enough to check out a UNC basketball game - especially if they play their bitter rival Duke - you should definitely check it out. Everyone will be drinking, in a good mood, and wanting to party. Unfortunately, there will be a boatload of local guys competing for the same girls. Be bold.
Speaking of Duke, Duke University is just 8 miles away in Durham. The ladies are bright and talented, but not all that great to look at.
The cities of Raliegh, Durham, and Charlotte North Carolina make up what is known as "The Triangle." So practice your geometry and have some fun.
Boston is the place to be if you want to meet beautiful girls in the Northeast US. There are about 60 colleges and universities in the Boston/Cambridge area and close to half a million students— about half of whom are women. Even for those of you who failed 1st grade math, it's obvious that that is a lot of potential dates!
For the best experience in this area, head to Boston College, Tufts University, Boston University, and Northeastern University. Thursday night is the best night to go out in this perennial college town. Go to a fraternity party at a big university here, if you can.
The good thing about Boston is that there are a lot of girls' schools (aka. women's colleges) close by, like Leslie, Wellesley, Simmons, Wheelock, and Mt. Holyoke. After a long week of being on a single-sex campus, the coeds want nothing more than to get the hell off campus and head to a party at Harvard, BU, or MIT to meet up with some guys.
The bad thing about Boston (and in fact the whole Northeast) is that it's cold. There's not much to do other than sit on your ass, eat, drink beer, and get fat. Whether warm or cold, Faneuil Hall, Quincy Market, and Little Italy are humming, so this is where I'd head if I was you! These locales are full of places to shop, eat and drink and are conveniently concentrated in a small area.
During the academic year, these places have a nice mix of pre-collegiate, collegiate, and post-collegiate-aged people walking around. The girls in the bars in these areas of town come nightfall tend to be post-collegiate. They've got real jobs and real responsibilities, so adjust your rap accordingly. Those sophomoric lines you use on campus may not work well for you at 2 am on a Tuesday night with some of the post-grad girls.
Newberry and Landsdowne Streets, Kendall Square, and Harvard Square in nearby Cambridge are more collegiate nocturnal haunts. The perennial favorite hangouts are Dad's on Newberry Street, Avalon, Axis, Jake Ivory's, Mam Kins, and Julians - all on Landsdowne Street in Kendall Square.
If you want to get dressed up and head to clubs packed full of Boston cheese, check out the Roxy on Tremont in the Theatre District or Avenue C on Newberry Street. The Zanzibar on Boylston Place and Emily's on Winter tend to attract the girls without the fromage. Head to the Alley Cat for a more fraternity-like atmosphere or the Mercury Bar for the alternative chicks. They're on Newberry Street. Tia's on the wharf and Clarke's in Faneuil Hall are typical meat markets.
If you are curious about what Harvard girls are like, head to the Crimson Grill on JFK in nearby Cambridge (it's right across the Charles River). But first, hit the Hong Kong Restaurant in Harvard Square and down one of their infamous scorpion bowls. The girls will look much better afterward. Russell Tavern, Grendel's Den, M Restaurant and Lounge, Tommy, The Red House, Shays Pub and Wine Bar, and Noir are all relatively decent places. Who knows? You may wind up hanging out with the future CEO of a Fortune 500 company.
This is the home of the University of Kentucky - a huge basketball school in a town where horse racing is a religion. Go figure. Girls are decent looking here, although there are better college towns.
On Thursdays (always the best night in college towns) try the Tin Roof and Two Keys up by campus.
On the weekends, try Hugo’s, McCarthy’s, Rosebud’s, Cheapside, Redmond’s, Pulse, Silk’s, and the Penguin. If you want to impress the hot college girl you just met walking around campus, take her to the Atomic Café, or better yet Bellinis.
The best strip club is Platinum Plus. It stops serving alcohol at 2 am but stays open until 4 am.
Tucson is a much smaller town than Phoenix, but it's still a hell of a lot of fun. The place to be is Speedway Boulevard where the babes at the University of Arizona roam from Thursday to Saturday. The Cage and the Chicago Bar are my favorites. TD's Show Club (Gotta love the name) and Ten's, the best titty bars in this town are also on this street. This city really slows down come summer time when school is out, and the students head home. So plan your itinerary accordingly.
Orlando is a kid's paradise with Disney World, Sea World, MGM Studios, Universal Studios, and Epcot Center all located here. It's a great place to go if you're a teenager trying to meet other teens living their Disney dream.
Fortunately, there are also plenty of good-looking Florida natives who work in all of these places during the summer. Epcot Center is my personal favorite because Disney flies in beautiful foreign girls to work its international pavilions in an effort to give Epcot's "world showcase" an atmosphere of authenticity.
Church Street Station is the place to be for weekend nighttime revelry. Makos is my absolute favorite. The beautiful bartenders, shot girls, beer tub girls, and swing girls are so fine. There's constant churn at this place; you hardly ever see the same girls month to month. Awesome. Bring you’re A-game: these girls get hit on constantly, so do something to set yourself apart.
For the regular girls, Chillers and Lattitudes right next door are good. Suite B is a cool lounge. If you want young, hip, pierced, and tattooed, head to Back Booth.
Even on non-weekend nights, you can usually find something going on in Downtown Orlando off of Church Street and Orange Ave. Follow the noise and the crowd and have a good time.
The University of Central Florida is here and the typical Thursday night is good by the university at places like Knight Club, Library and Scoop. There you will find all the beautiful Florida college coeds but be warned: these bars are very cliquey. Don’t be a pussy and roll-up. The Wing House by the university is also really good mostly during the school year, where most of the hot college girls will work for easy tips off of the patrons that worship them. The Hooters by the Orlando airport is usually good as well.
In the land of Disney, the strip clubs are pretty terrible. But in nearby Altamonte, Rachels is pretty decent. There you will find beautiful girls to hit on almost every day of the week.
Also close to Orlando is Lake Mary, Florida. The Tilted Kilt (yet another Hooters knock-off) has some beautiful waitresses. Like I keep saying - learn to hit on the help.
San Diego is an awesome city. There are tons of beautiful girls here - Playbody is constantly at the local universities recruiting girls to do pictorials for college editions. The bad news is the girls in San Diego tend to date the same guy for years, which can be incredibly frustrating (unless you're him). They don't even go out all that often and give the rest of us a chance. It's not like there's a paucity of bars and clubs, either. San Diego is just one of those places inhabited by a bunch of early-to-bed, early-to-rise kind of people - except on the weekends.
Pacific Beach and Mission Beach are the collegiate, surfer, and military hangouts. La Jolla (pronounced La Hoya, for those of you who flunked high school Spanish and don't want to make an ass out of yourself) is wealthier and boring, but beautiful. Downtown is where it's at, and therefore where you should be! The Gas Lamp District downtown is freakin' awesome. It's and just a short taxi ride from the airport. Stay at the Hard Rock Hotel or the W Hotel - that is where all the beautiful people go.
Girls at the clubs here are similar quality to the ones in LA, but way less pretentious and easily approachable. Look good and dress well down here. Most everyone is fashion conscious since Hollywood is just up the road.
Stingaree, Fleetwood, Basic, La Puerta, Side Bar, and Fluxx are some of my favorite places to meet the ladies. Not sure where to go or what's hot? Just walk up and down Market, G, and F Streets and follow the noise and you will be fine. Check out the Hooters down here. Usually, there's some pretty decent talent.
Pacific Beach, referred affectionately as "PB" by the locals is a perfect place for you to practice your game. The most action in PB is on Garnet. Two huge bars dominate the scene - PB Bar and Grill and Typhoon Saloon. Get there early or be prepared to wait in line. Fred's Mexican Cafe is next door to the Typhoon if you're looking for some decent Mexican food. Check out Bob's Dive, Sinbad Cafe (which is a hooka bar that attracts groups of hot girls), or Cabo Cantina. Tavern on the Beach and Plum Crazy usually has hot girls inside, so it might be worth your time. Society is a billiards place to chill after you have met the cutie you've been looking for. Finally, Millers Field is a cool sports bar filled with girls who are way laid back and cool.
During the day, hang out on the campus of SDSU and check out the boardwalks of Mission and Pacific Beaches after 5:00 pm when the babes come out to work out. Run, bike, or rollerblade and be bold in your approach. The boardwalk is not a place for the shy and timid, it's quite difficult to strike up a conversation with someone who's riding a bike past you! Mouse's on Mission Beach offers a nice vantage point to plan your approach.
Come nighttime on Mission Beach, check out Club Tremors on Garnet and Club Sevilla. There are usually some good-looking women out and about at these places. Be careful: a lot of the women here have military boyfriends or husbands, as there is a huge US Navy base close by. You may have your wrap rudely interrupted by a pissed-off, testosterone-filled soldier who's ready to kick your ass. You may run across a "West Pac Widow", which is a wife of a navy man who is overseas for months at a time in the South Pacific. I tend to avoid the West Pac Widows - it's bad karma to try to get with a soldier's wife.
Another good thing about San Diego is that Tijuana, Mexico is just south of here. There is some serious partying that goes on across the border. The party-goers tend to be kids from San Diego who are under the US legal drinking age and are very intent on taking advantage of the fact that in Mexico if you are old enough to walk (even if you're already drunk), you are old enough to buy alcohol. But beware - don't give money to all the little kids with dirt-smudged, adorable faces selling gum or candy. Unknowing tourists can't help but shove money at them. They make a killing. Don't believe me? Watch one of those little con artists for 15 minutes and see how much money they rake in, it's incredible.
Drunk partiers who piss off Mexican police or bar proprietors have been known to get their asses tossed in jail without trial and have to pay ridiculous bribes to city officials to get out, so be careful down here! Worse yet, if you look at all Mexican you will get a load of shit when you try to come back into the United States, I guarantee it. The border police are dumb as shit, and they like to act like badasses and mess with all the returning party-goers. Don't give them a reason to mess with you. Don't give them the satisfaction. Believe me. I speak from personal experience.
I remember the time I went to Tijuana with my buddies. Being a darkie, I was paranoid that I was going to get harassed by the border patrol when I tried to get back into the country. Sure enough, even after seeing my passport, my license, and my medical school ID, they still brought me to stand before the man, as my buddies (and my brother who looks just like me) were waved through with a nod. I was accused of trying to smuggle steroids into the country and was invasively patted down. When I protested my terrible treatment, as I was leaving the agent said "I am the US border patrol. I can go inside you if I want." Now that's a God complex. Needless to say, I was out of there in a hurry and promised myself that I had just made my last trip to Tijuana. It totally wasn't worth the danger and the hassle.
Don't miss out on visiting Santa Barbara just north of LA. It's fun and packed with beautiful women from all over California. Santa Barbara, along with nearby Malibu, is where Baywatch was filmed, to give you an idea of what you're working with.
During the academic year, it's packed with gorgeous college girls. In the summertime, the less pretentious Californians come here on the weekends to get away from LA.
Santa Barbara is probably my favorite city in the US because it reminds me of the Basque country in Europe. There's a big university - the University of California at Santa Barbara out on La Isla Vista, which should be named La Isla de Chica Finita; a great nightlife, which centers in and around State Street; and beautiful girls. Half of the girls I saw on the campus of UCSB or out on State Street from Thursday through Saturday night turned my head. On top of all that, the beach on La Isla Vista is packed with UCSB girls when it's hot outside.
I went to a fraternity party on campus here one year and I almost didn't leave. Going to Harvard was definitely not worth missing out on fours years of this. And oh, did I mention? If you think the girls at UCSB were hot, take a walk over to Santa Barbara City College just off of Shoreline Beach by State Street. The girls who were too hot and not bright enough to get into UCSB are all here. Santa Barbara gets the best GDF score in the US!