November 15, 2021
Don't miss out on visiting Santa Barbara just north of LA. It's fun and packed with beautiful women from all over California. Santa Barbara, along with nearby Malibu, is where Baywatch was filmed, to give you an idea of what you're working with.
During the academic year, it's packed with gorgeous college girls. In the summertime, the less pretentious Californians come here on the weekends to get away from LA.
Santa Barbara is probably my favorite city in the US because it reminds me of the Basque country in Europe. There's a big university - the University of California at Santa Barbara out on La Isla Vista, which should be named La Isla de Chica Finita; a great nightlife, which centers in and around State Street; and beautiful girls. Half of the girls I saw on the campus of UCSB or out on State Street from Thursday through Saturday night turned my head. On top of all that, the beach on La Isla Vista is packed with UCSB girls when it's hot outside.
I went to a fraternity party on campus here one year and I almost didn't leave. Going to Harvard was definitely not worth missing out on fours years of this. And oh, did I mention? If you think the girls at UCSB were hot, take a walk over to Santa Barbara City College just off of Shoreline Beach by State Street. The girls who were too hot and not bright enough to get into UCSB are all here. Santa Barbara gets the best GDF score in the US!
Hoboken is just a short trip from New York City across the Lincoln or Holland Tunnel. This hot spot is under-the-radar, except for those who live in the New York/New Jersey area. It is said that there are more bars and women in the square mile that makes up Hoboken's downtown than anywhere else in the United States of America, and most of it is on Washington between 1st and 14th!
Weekends are the only time to go; when the place is packed with pretty girls from North Jersey and lots of guido types looking for the same thing you are. Beware the big-haired girls in this part of the country, cheesy Jersey shore types with low IQ's and hair that will not budge in 40 mile-per-hour winds. They're everywhere and tend to prefer the big, Italian guys who drive Iroc Z's and have names like Anthony, Angelo, Marco, and Stefano.
Hoboken Bar and Grill, Bahama Mommas, Nine, Black Bear, 340 Grill, Green Rock, Luiou, the W Hotel lounge, Trinity, and Mile Square are all good places. Don't get complacent in this town. You've got to work quickly and early to meet the best girls. This town is fairly non-pretentious, and there are a lot of professional women here. So with any luck, she may actually pick up the check, and you’ll still have a good time!
Atlantic City is great in the summertime when the mostly Italian residents of nearby Philadelphia head over here on the weekends to sunbathe on the beach during the day and party at night. The beaches aren't that great, but who cares.
The casinos here are as good as in Vegas or Monaco, and are usually full of beautiful people. Donald Trump and the Italian Mafia run all of them. Check out Trump's former jewel, the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino (previously known as then Taj Mahal), and play some blackjack. If you don't win, at least you'll drink for free and hopefully get some comps to ease the hurt of losing some potential party money.
The two best clubs here on the summer weekends are by far Boogie Nights on Boardwalk and The Pool After Dark just outside the city. They are more or less like the clubs in Philadelphia, just with freshly tanned bodies in less clothing.
Be careful with the cops in this town, they are unpredictable at times and will hassle you for seemingly no good reason. Apparently, nobody has bothered to tell them that they're patrolling the Sodom and Gomorrah of the East Coast, replete with hookers, pimps, gangsters, and muggers. But God forbid you toss the last bite of your hot dog on the Boardwalk. Just be careful, or you'll be wishing you had a Monopoly "Get out of Jail Free" card.
After one views the oasis of women in Dallas and Austin, the traveling gentleman would expect to find women of similar quality in Houston. There may be an equal number of good-looking girls in all of these cities, but a large proportion of the ones in Houston work in strip clubs. From a statistical standpoint, Houston tops Atlanta and Phoenix by distinguishing itself as having the greatest number of strip clubs per capita of any major city in the United States. These aren't tiny, seedy joints either. These clubs are enormous with multiple floors, wide-open spaces, and huge VIP rooms.
I mention this because it's oftentimes more fruitful to spend your time hitting on the dancers in their native environment, rather than when they are out with their friends on the weekend and don't want to deal with men who aren't feeding them $20 bills.
For the best strip clubs in Houston, head to Treasures (code name Big T) and the Men's Club (code name TMC) in the Galleria area, or St. James (code name Church) on the north side of town by Bush Intercontinental Airport. The girls are very friendly and give great dances. These clubs are where you'll have the best chance of picking up some digits. Get to know the managers here if you can, to get hooked up with free drinks and VIP.
Outside of the strip clubs, most Houstonian women congregate around the multitude of bars and clubs in mid-town, downtown and the Heights - Eight, Taps, Rayne, Manor, Benjy’s, Rare, Mo’s, Rich’s, Nox, Diem, Red Door Kung Fu Cafe, Blue Label, and Hugh's Hanger. Downtown Houston was the bomb years ago, but now, not so much. There are a few places to hang though: Flying Saucer is always packed with dude macking on the cute waitresses in kilts. Venue is a cool dance club that's only open on the weekends. The waitresses are pretty, as is the occasional patron. After-hours it's Club 1815 that brings in all the girls.
After after-hours, head to Mai's Restaurant to chow down on some awesome Vietnamese food and sober up with all of the other late-night party people who are there doing the same thing. Food makes drunk people happy, so this may be your last chance to meet someone until the next time out.
During the day, check out the Galleria, the big shopping district in town. There is one to match this one in Dallas further North.
Alternatively, check out Rice Village by the University of the same name, on a Saturday afternoon. The University of Houston, Rice University, and Houston Community College supplies the city with college girls, so check them out if you have the chance.
If you happen to be in Houston in the spring, don't miss Buzz Fest in the Woodlands, where all the festie girls go to listen to music at the Woodlands Pavilion after smoking weed and drinking in the parking lot. When it's not festival time in The Woodlands, the place to hang out from Thursday to Saturday night is the Market Street area. Bar Louie's, Bakers Street, etc. will get the job done.
Are you into healthy, tree-hugging granola chicks? Then head to the Whole Foods on Dallas and Waugh in midtown. There's a bar there and usually some pretty, professional, health-conscious girls shopping right after work or the gym.
If you are into the kicker bar scene (and what self-respecting PB doesn’t love hot Southern girls in Daisy Dukes?), head to Wild West on Richmond or Big Texas on the south side of town. For whatever reason, Wednesdays are the nights for kicker bars in Texas. Get out there and dance, my friends. The ladies love it.
Down south of Houston you will find the small city of Webster, Texas. Here you will find the best prospects in the Houston area. Hooters and Twin Peaks (both at Nasa Road 1 and I-45 South) have the prettiest waitresses in Houston on any given night. But be careful, it is cliquey down here. If you didn't grow up here and know everyone in the town since high school, you have to be aggressive or have a referral from someone they know and feel safe with. Otherwise, if you want to be successful with the ladies down here, you will have to put in the time.
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This is a small town just north of Houston. There are some cute girls here but it’s a small scene. Check out Pappas, Dalton’s (a kicker bar), Lava Lounge, Sam’s Boat and Shananigans on Sundays.
Ft. Myers, Florida is a few hours car trip south of Tampa. It isn't worth a special trip at all unless you have a hook-up at Florida Gulf Coast University. The girls here are relatively decent looking, but what college girls in Florida don't look good?
There is a small beach on campus by the water. Check it out to find beachgoers sunbathing on the sand after class. It's a small school and relatively new.
Most of the decent bars and restaurants are close to campus. Malony’s Sports Bar is good on Thursday nights, the universal college night of the week. If you meet the girls on the volleyball team at FGCU, pile in the car and head down to Blue Martini in Naples and look like a stud to the valet guys as the car full of 6-foot tall college girls in high heels pour out of the car.
Chicago is a guy's town. Bars here tend to be full of guys who sit around, drink beer and talk about women and sports. But there are places to meet girls if you know where to look.
The good thing about this place is that many of the good-looking women from the Midwest come here to live, work and go to school, because it really is the only reasonably international, cosmopolitan city in this area of the country.
The bad thing about Chicago is that it is colder than hell. Winds coming from Canada sweep across the freezing water of the Great Lakes into Chicago and hence the city's epithet, the "windy city".
The weather may be cold and rainy, but the women are warm and friendly. The only place I have ever been where girls came up to me in the bar and sat down with a pitcher of beer and asked me to have a drink with them! If you are here in the summer when it is finally warm outside, you will find numerous outdoor festivals where you can try your luck with the mid-Western girls who are happy to be out socializing after the long winter has subsided.
At night the places to be here are Rush and Division Streets, Bucktown, and the North Side for the bars and clubs. The Chicago social scene is similar to Philadelphia's in that it is very competitive, so step it up!
My favorite places are Delilah's on North Lincoln Ave, the Big Nasty on Lincoln Ave, El Jardin's on North Clark Street, The Hang Uppe on West Elm Street, Clubby Bear on West Addison, the Baja Beach Club on East 3rd Street, Kincaids, the Shelter on Fulton, the Wild Hare on Clark and Butch McGuire's on Division Street. If you are in town while a football or baseball game is going on and you don't have tickets for the game, check out the Bull and Bear-- a sports bar aptly named for the local sports teams which they support.