September 27, 2021
Tampa is a great town. It's young, vibrant and full of hot scamper. Channelside is a great place to be for nighttime revelry. I like macking on the waitresses at Splitsville and Aja. They are so fine. The Hooters in Channelside is generally decent as well. Other places that I like in Channelside as well are Stumps and Howl at the Moon. The Blue Martini at the International Mall is usually excellent. Hottest waitresses and bartenders in the city. Implants in push up corsets, blond hair and fine ass abound. Tuesday night is Latin night. Muy caliente mujeres-- LA ass everywhere. While you are at the International Mall, check out Oceans Prime—there you will find wealthy MILF’s everywhere or those pretending to be. For perhaps the greatest titty bar in the entire United States of America check out Mons Venus, the only place that could make me forget about all the money I spent in Montreal. The dances will set you back $25-30US, but they're worth $50! Warm up at the Wing House just East of Tampa, which rivals the Daytona location as the best in Florida. Most of those hot waitresses and bartenders will be heading to the Dallas Bull when they get off of work on Thursdays anyway. Hang out at the bar the give out free drinks for the ladies or booty dance in the hip hop room upstairs. Its 18 and up and full of fine ass central Florida girls. Hyde Park Café on Tuesdays is rockin’, as well as Tavern on Fridays and Saturdays. The women are so fine that you will be sure to email me a thank you any time. The Rack in Tampa on Sundays is service industry night, which means that all the hot help that you couldn't talk to while they were working on Friday and Saturday nights, will be here with their hair down. Happy hunting.
The restaurants and clubs off of South Howard are excellent as well. My favorite restaurant in the whole world is Berns on Howard. The food is excellent. The grow a lot of their vegetables on farms owned by the Berns Family. The atmosphere is perfect to impress the lady of your dreams. And best of all the wine list is absolutely the best in the world. Impress your date by sipping on 150 yo Ports, 60yo Bordeaux’s and 220 yo ice wine. The dining and desert areas are separate and have separate wine lists. If you aren’t wanting to spend a ton of money on a chick, just do the desert room, which is a real treat. Hopefully she will treat you afterward. Other less expensive places to dine on S Howard are Ciccio’s California Kitchen, The Lie and Daily Eats. The Lodge on S Howard is a cool club with a patio and has smokin' hot waitresses who even hang out there on their days off and good looking chicks. Thursdays is lady’s night and there is usually a theme. Dress to impress as the lady’s do. The other place I really like in this neighborhood is Mangroves. Much larger club with a dance floor on the second floor and beautiful women—especially during the school year Thursday through Saturday. If you are feeling more casual and want to dress down, there are two Irish bars, the Dubliner and MacDinton’s. Mac D’s has a large patio bar and a inside area that usually has live music playing. Cheap is a bar with some pool tables and is also a decent place to meet the ladies. The University of South Florida is here, although we aren’t in South FL, and there are a couple of good bars to meet the Y on Thursdays. Tia’s and Peabody’s are my favs. I don’t like Ybor City. Its gotten way too ghetto these days. They close down the street in this section of town to automobiles and motorcycles after dark. Where can you meet the help when they are not so uptight at work? Well Head to The Hard Rock Casino and its famed Center Bar Thursday, Friday and Saturday night AFTER the bars close. Those super hot waitresses and bartrenders Tampa is so famous for show up here between 2 and 4am, as it’s the only bar that still serves alcohol when the bars and clubs close. The female bartenders at the Center Bar are to die for they are so gorgeous. Floyds, which is a restaurant that turns into a bar and dance club late night Thursday through Saturday may be worth checking out, but not until late—like after 11pm. For naughty fun check out Ecstacy. Gentleman's clubs that are decent here include the Doll House and the Penthouse-- not as good as Mons Venus, but at least you can have a drink while the girls grind on your lap. Nearby Lakeland, F has so many fine girls that that little town can support 2 Hooters AND a Wing House! All of which are excellent for the Y. Definitely worth the short drive. What are they feeding those girls out there? Whatever it is, we need to bottle and sell it. Definitely define you “hitting on the help” game here.
Hoboken is just a short trip from New York City across the Lincoln or Holland Tunnel. It is a little known hot spot except for those who live in the New York/New Jersey area. It is said that there are more bars and cheesy women in the square mile that makes up Hoboken's downtown than anywhere else in the United States of America, and most of it is on Washington between 1st and 14th! They should've named this town Ho Pokin'! Weekends are the only time to go, when the place is packed with pretty girls from North Jersey and lots of guido types looking for the same thing you are. Beware the big-haired girls in this part of the country, cheesy chicks with low IQ's and hair that will not budge in 40 mile per hour winds. They're everywhere and tend to prefer the, big, Italian kids who drive Iroc Z's and have names like Anthony Carmeniolo Buttafuco Jr. Hoboken Bar and Grill, Bahama Mommas, Nine, Black Bear, 340 Grill, Green Rock, Luiou, the W Hotel lounge, Trinity and Mile Square are all good places. Don't get complacent in this town. You've got to work quickly and early to get the best chicks. This town is fairly non-pretentious, and there are a lot of professional women here. So with any luck, she may actually pick up the check, and you’ll still get laid. Wu!
Daytona's Atlantic Avenue strip is every cheese head's dream spring break destination. You can drive your low-rider onto the beach and cruise for honeys in thong bikinis during the day and scam on beautiful Budweiser beer girls at night. Some of the hottest girls I've ever seen have been those working spring break on Florida's Daytona Beach. Check them out. As in other spring break hot spots in Florida, most bars and clubs are helmetfests, but if you take the time to venture off the most crowded areas of the beach you may strike gold. Alternatively, you can "strap one on" and roll up on the ones that are so hot, they seem impossible to get. Maybe you'll get lucky. The three big clubs here are all together in the same building. Razzles and Aqua are the two big clubs these days. The Hooters and WingHouse especially are excellent. In fact the Wing House here is my favorite in the entire country.
This is the home of the Univeristy of Kentucky—a huge basketball school in a town where horse racing is a religion. Go figure. Girls are decent looking here, altough there are better college towns. On Thursdays (typically the best night for booty in college towns) try the Tin Roof and Two Keys up by campus. On the weekends, try Hugo’s, McCarthy’s, Rosebud’s, Cheapside, Redmond’s, Pulse, Silk’s and the Penguin. If you want to impress the hot college girl you just met walking around campus, take her to the Atomic Café—or better yet Bellinis. The best titty bar is Platinum Plus—it stops serving alcohol at 2am, but stays open until 4am.
The University of Colorado in nearby Boulder is where you find the Y in Colorado. Besides the university, the Pearl Street Mall is the place to work on the hot Boulder beaver. This small pedestrian street is lined with shops, eateries and bars. Don't even think about lighting up. There is no smoking allowed anywhere indoors within the city limits. The best bars on Pearl Street include the Rio Grande, Marquee and Potters. And as usual in college towns, the best nights are Thursdays, as many students head to Denver or to the mountains on the weekend to take part in outdoor activities. The locals you will meet in the summertime are very Scandinavian looking and annoyingly grunge. Everything is clean and safe and there is almost no crime. Everyone is in shape. They eat right, jog, hike, roller blade and power walk. There isn't a fat chick to be found in the whole city. But oh, the bodies! I came here once with a friend of mine named John. Now John is a big, strong guy and a violent drunk, never a good combination. He got pissed one night at a girl who blew him off for some hippie dipshit who lived in the back of his Volkswagen smelled as if he hadn't showered in a week. Well, John felt as though enough was enough, and on his way back to the fraternity house at CU, he decided to let everyone know how mad he was. Although he was about 100 yards away and out of sight, I could here the trail of destruction he was leaving behind. He kicked in the tire of a motorcycle, knocked down a sign, pulled off the door to one of those coin-operated newspaper dispensers and lifted up the back of a Honda Civic and put in on the side walk.
If you ever find yourself in Corpus Christi, have a bite to eat at the Hooters here, which is better during the summertime than during the school year, when all the pretty Y returns from college out of town. Head out to Ropers on Tuesday evenings for college night during the year. Lots of YP! OMG—just awesome. It’s a typical country western/hip hop music scene. Very clique, so you will have to work to meet the honeys. Don’t be shy, player. On Fridays, try The Reserve—right down the street. It’s in the same complex as a titty bar—called The Palace, which is the best one in Corpus besides Cheetahs. On the weekends, the bars and clubs on Chapperalla Street are decent, but a bit too much on the ghetto side for my taste. For better results head downtown (on Water Street) on the weekends. Bourbon Street, Aria, Martini Bar, Whiskey River, Toxic Clicks and the Voodoo House are pretty good. If you find that pretty little chica you have been looking for, there is no where else better to take her to dinner that the Republic of Texas Restaurant on the top of the Omni Bayfront Hotel. Good wine, excellent service and panty-dropping views. South Padre Island, the famous spring break spot for all of the southern college students, who don’t go to Panama City, is pretty dead at other times of the year.
Georgia is home to some fine looking women, especially in Atlanta. According to US census data there are almost three times as many women as men between the ages of 18 and 30, who live in this city. Now that's a great ratio. There is also plenty of Y in Atlanta being that universities, such as Georgia Tech and Emory are located here. I must say also that I have rarely seen hotter Black women anywhere else, owing to the fact that Moorehouse and Spelman Universities are located here. Since "Hotlanta" is the financial capital of the Southern United States, it's extremely international by Southern standards, especially following the worldwide coverage of the Olympic Games held here in 1996. The places to be come nightfall are the bars and clubs in Buckhead on the corners of Peachtree and Buckhead Avenues and Little Fivepoints/ Virginia Highlands on the corner of North Highland and Virginia Avenues. Buckhead is packed with clubs and restaurants that tend to cater to the post-collegiate working girls, although on the weekends there is plenty of YP here. The best places on the weekend are LuLu's Bait Shack, the Bar, Bell Bottoms, Buckhead Saloon and Oxygen on Peachtree Avenue. Pat Hurley's and CJ's Landing on Buckhead Avenue aren't bad either. Students tend to hang out at Little Five Points/Virginia Highlands where the bars are a little more mellow and the beer a lot cheaper. A lot of students just come here to relax, but on Thursdays especially, the bars in this area can be happening. Try Blind Willie's on Highland Avenue for a start. The big mall here is in a place called the "Underground". It has a few good bars on Kenny's Alley and places to eat, but lately its been getting a bad wrap for being in an "unsafe" area of town and thus has lost a lot of patronage to Buckhead and Little Five Points; Virginia Highlands. Well at least there's a Hooters Restaraunt. The best titty bars in the city are the Gold Club on Piedmont Avenue, Taj on Cobb Highway and the Cheetah Club downtown. The taj is my favorite of the bunch with an outdoor pool, beautiful nude women to frolic in the pool with and 2 for 1 dance specials! Lots of blonde hair and big hooters abound! North of Atlanta in a place called Apharetta, Georgia (total suburban America), there are some pretty women. The Hooters and Tilted Kilt out here are pretty damn awesome. And they tend to be way less full of themselves up here. Definitely more "normal" down home girls.