October 25, 2021
Tampa is a great town. It's young, vibrant and full of hot scamper. Channelside is a great place to be for nighttime revelry. I like macking on the waitresses at Splitsville and Aja. They are so fine. The Hooters in Channelside is generally decent as well. Other places that I like in Channelside as well are Stumps and Howl at the Moon. The Blue Martini at the International Mall is usually excellent. Hottest waitresses and bartenders in the city. Implants in push up corsets, blond hair and fine ass abound. Tuesday night is Latin night. Muy caliente mujeres-- LA ass everywhere. While you are at the International Mall, check out Oceans Prime—there you will find wealthy MILF’s everywhere or those pretending to be. For perhaps the greatest titty bar in the entire United States of America check out Mons Venus, the only place that could make me forget about all the money I spent in Montreal. The dances will set you back $25-30US, but they're worth $50! Warm up at the Wing House just East of Tampa, which rivals the Daytona location as the best in Florida. Most of those hot waitresses and bartenders will be heading to the Dallas Bull when they get off of work on Thursdays anyway. Hang out at the bar the give out free drinks for the ladies or booty dance in the hip hop room upstairs. Its 18 and up and full of fine ass central Florida girls. Hyde Park Café on Tuesdays is rockin’, as well as Tavern on Fridays and Saturdays. The women are so fine that you will be sure to email me a thank you any time. The Rack in Tampa on Sundays is service industry night, which means that all the hot help that you couldn't talk to while they were working on Friday and Saturday nights, will be here with their hair down. Happy hunting.
The restaurants and clubs off of South Howard are excellent as well. My favorite restaurant in the whole world is Berns on Howard. The food is excellent. The grow a lot of their vegetables on farms owned by the Berns Family. The atmosphere is perfect to impress the lady of your dreams. And best of all the wine list is absolutely the best in the world. Impress your date by sipping on 150 yo Ports, 60yo Bordeaux’s and 220 yo ice wine. The dining and desert areas are separate and have separate wine lists. If you aren’t wanting to spend a ton of money on a chick, just do the desert room, which is a real treat. Hopefully she will treat you afterward. Other less expensive places to dine on S Howard are Ciccio’s California Kitchen, The Lie and Daily Eats. The Lodge on S Howard is a cool club with a patio and has smokin' hot waitresses who even hang out there on their days off and good looking chicks. Thursdays is lady’s night and there is usually a theme. Dress to impress as the lady’s do. The other place I really like in this neighborhood is Mangroves. Much larger club with a dance floor on the second floor and beautiful women—especially during the school year Thursday through Saturday. If you are feeling more casual and want to dress down, there are two Irish bars, the Dubliner and MacDinton’s. Mac D’s has a large patio bar and a inside area that usually has live music playing. Cheap is a bar with some pool tables and is also a decent place to meet the ladies. The University of South Florida is here, although we aren’t in South FL, and there are a couple of good bars to meet the Y on Thursdays. Tia’s and Peabody’s are my favs. I don’t like Ybor City. Its gotten way too ghetto these days. They close down the street in this section of town to automobiles and motorcycles after dark. Where can you meet the help when they are not so uptight at work? Well Head to The Hard Rock Casino and its famed Center Bar Thursday, Friday and Saturday night AFTER the bars close. Those super hot waitresses and bartrenders Tampa is so famous for show up here between 2 and 4am, as it’s the only bar that still serves alcohol when the bars and clubs close. The female bartenders at the Center Bar are to die for they are so gorgeous. Floyds, which is a restaurant that turns into a bar and dance club late night Thursday through Saturday may be worth checking out, but not until late—like after 11pm. For naughty fun check out Ecstacy. Gentleman's clubs that are decent here include the Doll House and the Penthouse-- not as good as Mons Venus, but at least you can have a drink while the girls grind on your lap. Nearby Lakeland, F has so many fine girls that that little town can support 2 Hooters AND a Wing House! All of which are excellent for the Y. Definitely worth the short drive. What are they feeding those girls out there? Whatever it is, we need to bottle and sell it. Definitely define you “hitting on the help” game here.
Tucson is a much smaller town than Phoenix, but it's still a hell of a lot of fun. The place to be is Speedway Boulevard where the babes at the University of Arizona roam from Thursday to Saturday. The Cage and the Chicago Bar are my favorites. TD's Show Club (Gotta love the name) and Ten's, the best titty bars in this town are also on this street. This city really slows down come summer time when school is out, and the students head home. So plan your itinerary accordingly.
The girls here are decent: all the hot daughters of the rich guys with the hot wives in this town
If you find yourself in Destin, check out Aqua and Blue Point on the weekends. McGuires at times is decent - check out the several hundred thousand dollar bills stapled to the walls and ceilings. Pat O’Brien’s (of New Orleans and the famous Hurricane cocktail fame) and Harry T’s, a cool spot on the water, are good. The Hooters is pretty good here as well.
The strip clubs here are decent here as well with Sammy’s being my favorite. Matador, Penthouse Place (a dance club), and The Block (a country western bar) are good as well.
For watching sports and talking to cute waitresses, try John O’Quigleys. AJ’s on the water is fun and has great live music, which attracts the Florida girls, as does the Electric Cowboy. The Village is a good spot as well. Oasis can be good but beware of the wannabe strippers who are fully clothed dancing on the bars.
The hottest club here is Nightown. It's the largest dance club in the area and it's been hot for years. Once you have met a girl you like, the next stop is the Red Door, a little dive bar, to get cozy.
If you want a little variety, check out the Village at Sandestin Resort, where there a several clubs and bars you can go to, all in the same area. Here you will find the Village Door with Vegas Style live entertainment and the Martini Bar where the cougars abound.
Sweet North Carolina girls abound in Raliegh, North Carolina!
Get liquored up at Total Wine before heading out on the town. That store is full of cheap, good wine at a great price.
Stay at the Renaissance Hotel, eat at Solas, then head out to Tabacco Road, Sushi Blues, Bogarts, and Sports Bar, which are all on Glenwood.
You can't leave here without checking out the girls from North Carolina State University (NC State). Visit campus during the day. You won't be disappointed.
In nearby Charlotte, you will find the University of North Carolina (UNC). While on campus, wear baby blue UNC colors to fit in with the myriad of insanely UNC-loyal students on campus. If you are lucky enough to check out a UNC basketball game - especially if they play their bitter rival Duke - you should definitely check it out. Everyone will be drinking, in a good mood, and wanting to party. Unfortunately, there will be a boatload of local guys competing for the same girls. Be bold.
Speaking of Duke, Duke University is just 8 miles away in Durham. The ladies are bright and talented, but not all that great to look at.
The cities of Raliegh, Durham, and Charlotte North Carolina make up what is known as "The Triangle." So practice your geometry and have some fun.
Panama City rocks during the spring break season. Everything centers around "the strip" by the beach. The beach is always packed with honeys, but beware: the weather here tends to be the least predictable of all the spring break destinations. Panama City has been known to be cold and rainy while other spring break spots are warm and sunny, so cross your fingers.
On top of that the old BP oil disaster ensures that the water will be contaminated for years to come, despite what is reported on the news. Leave it to the British to screw things up for one of our favorite spring break destinations.
Despite these factors, Panama City is perhaps the most popular destination for spring break in Florida. MTV comes here almost every year and throws some decent parties. Who knows, you may wind up on TV.
When night falls, Club La Vela and the Spinnaker are awesome. Oh, these chicas! Girls from Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, and Florida love it here as a spring break destination.
The mother of all Panama city beach bars is Club La Vela. It's the largest nightclub in America with 12 theme rooms and a cool crowd. Perfect for all you club guys. Coyote Ugly is OK here. Spinnaker is a huge nightclub with live entertainment and dance theme rooms.
Want to escape the cheese with that hot local girl you just met? Take her to the Red Door, a local dive bar, or Ms. Newbys, another local, heavy pouring place. For the locals - i.e. anytime other than Spring Break, head over to Palafox Street downtown and just follow the noise. Good times.
Gadsden, Alabama, USA. Small town. Confederate flag hanging from many of the homes. Not much to do out here besides fish and eat catfish. Cute red-neck girls out here due to a couple of smaller community colleges in the area. Lots of moms.
Live music is huge here. Just about every bar and club has a cover of about $10. By far the best girls will be found at a cool, hip lounge called Twisted at 504 Broad Street. You would never think a place this nice would be in the middle of Gadsden, Alabama, but it is and the girls LOVE IT. Go get 'em, Tiger.
The Chestnut Saloon has live music and cute country girls drinking at the bar, but it's loud and hard to talk at times. Dr. Feel Goodz is another place to meet the older single mother type ladies if that's your vibe. However, the club does tend to redeem itself with the jello wrestling contests. Another place to meet older single mother types is a tiny country bar with a big attitude, the Wagon Wheel. After hours, there is After Life, a members-only dance club open until 5am.
Home of the University of South Carolina Game Cocks, baby! Haha… I just love saying that. So this city is a college town with a little more to it. Wet Willies (for those high octane frozen drinks), Flying Saucer (with their smoking hot waitresses), Jillians, Liberty Tap, Mushroom, and Wild Hare Sports Bar (where most of the locals hang out) are great places to meet girls. They are all in a section of town called Vista, a more professional part of town but the college girls over 21 will come here, if not to party, then to work as waitresses and bartenders.
Five Points is where more girls hang out. It’s not too far from campus - just down Blossom. Cheaper bars with drink specials and college nights; places like Sharky’s, LocalsLucky’s, etc. There’s a two-story Starbucks and of course a Pita Pit to score late-night munchies to soak up the alcohol! Both are great places to meet some cuties.
On-campus of course the coeds abound. Mingle with them over at Yoghut. It’s a cool frozen yogurt place that the girls totally love - and it’s right next to campus.
Stay at the Sheraton downtown. It used to be an old-school bank - with a mechanized vault and all. The girls will totally dig it.
The best restaurant in the city is the Blue Marlin - a great place for a date with that beautiful girl you met last night. Impressive entrance and good eats.
You can always take a girl to nearby Augusta, Georgia, where fat, old, rich men play golf. Stay at the Marriot and eat at the Maison Restaurant - owned and run by an old German Chef. Nice and romantic.