September 27, 2021
Tucson is a much smaller town than Phoenix, but it's still a hell of a lot of fun. The place to be is Speedway Boulevard where the babes at the University of Arizona roam from Thursday to Saturday. The Cage and the Chicago Bar are my favorites. TD's Show Club (Gotta love the name) and Ten's, the best titty bars in this town are also on this street. This city really slows down come summer time when school is out, and the students head home. So plan your itinerary accordingly.
Definitely do not miss a trip to West Palm Beach/Boca Raton if you can help it. Clematis Street in West Palm is phat on Thursday night when all of the Y comes out to play. Check out Dr. Feel Good, Monarchy,Rocko’s Tacos, Roxy’s and Bradley. City Place is super close to Clematis. My fav places there are Blue Martini and Opa. Boca Raton is terrible these days. The Jewish wives of all the rich dudes here have totally ruined the place. There are no decent clubs anymore. The Hooters here (which was once the best in the world) was forced to shut down. For the YP head to Town Center Boca—a young hip mall, where you can troll for YP. For more daytime game, head to the campus at Florida Atlantic University, where community college education never looked so good. Or try Breezzi’s on the weekends.
Washington DC is of course the capital of the United States of America, a big college town, and the city where even the President can get some, whenever he wants it. There are tons of international chicks here thanks to all the foreign embassies, which add some variety to the local mix. Consequently DC rivals New York for boasting the most international residents on the East Coast. The city is divided into four zones. If you don't want to get shot, stabbed, mugged, or do crack and run for Mayor, stick to the safe and fun-filled Northwest area of town. There is a good amount of YP here in DC. owing to the many universities in the area, such as Georgetown University, George Washington University, The University of Maryland and especially Northern Virginia Community College (NoVa for short) just South of D.C. in Annadale, Virginia. Check them out during the day. Most of the action is on M Street starting from around Wisconsin Ave heading East to Connecticut Ave. Third Edition on Winconsin along with Garret' and LuLu's on M Street, The Sports Bar***, Decades on 9th and E, and the Mad Hatter*** are usually good, as are the clubs in the "golden triangle". The best titty bar in the city is Camelots on M Street. The hottest dance club is Tracks on the corner of 1st and M Streets. But be careful. It's gay on some nights, so unless you want to be doing the Macarana with Bubba and friends, I suggest you ask ahead of time. Fifth Column on F Street, the Insect Club on E Street and the Z Club on Z Alley and the Spy Club on 15th Street are also excellent. These are the bars with the South American chicas, who really like to dance. Adams Morgan is a very international neighborhood with plenty of bars and restaurants in which to party, but the ratio tends to be poor. Check out Club Heaven and Hell on 18th Street for cheesy 80's dancing and horny 20-something girls. Head to the cafes and clubs on the Harbor for post-collegiate beauties who are looking for a man with a future. Try Sequoia, if you want to land a gold-digger and don't mind sharing a bar with Euro-fag assholes who pull up to the harbor in their daddy's yacht. You might expect all the YP to leave town, when school lets out for the summertime. Think again. The city is packed with senatorial want-to-be's interning on Capitol Hill for their congressman or some federal agency. And if fat, 60 year-old senators successfully hook up with these bright-eyed naive patriots, you should have no problem. There are plenty Of intern parties also, usually thrown by students from a particular school who are rooming together in a house North of M street in Georgetown ("the G-spot"). Word gets around pretty fast and these parties can be a blast. The Fourth of July in Washington, DC kicks ass with a huge party on the "mall", the big green lawn in the shadow of the Washington Monument. In nearby Reston Virginia, the place to be is Market Street. Clydes, Tap Room, Pizzaria Uno, and shops like BeBe are the places to find the Y.
Damn! This place is full of lots of rich, white people. When you fly in on your commercial flight, check out the sea of the private jets lining the run ways. It’s expensive to fly here. It’s expensive to stay here. It’s expensive to live here. It’s expensive to ski and snowboard here. It’s expensive to eat here. It’s expensive to drink here. And that’s the way the people here like to keep it—rich, white and exclusive. There nothing to do during the day but hit the slopes where if you are super lucky, you may meet some Y on the mountain or on the ski lift. As an alternative you can hit up La Creperie Du Village for lunch or Ajax Tavern at the base of Aspen Mountain.
At Ajax you may see some hot cougars up here 7900 feet above sea level, where the alcohol hits them harder—vacationing with their ex-husband's money. Aspen is way too family oriented for the typical PB. Occasionally you may run across some hot daughters of the rich, white guys and their trophy wives up here. But it’ll be tough trying to get them away from the watchful eyes of Mommy and Daddy. If you are willing, you can get contact info and follow up with the hot daughters when they are back home or back at college. If you bring your own Y to Aspen (as I always do), take her to Brezie Bressarie for a great meal, L’Hosteria for overpriced, average Italian food, Pinons for American Continental, Jimmy’s or Su Casa. The night life here mostly consists of bars—The Red Onion, Finbarr’s, Justice Snow’s, and Eric’s (which is like 4 things in one—a restaurant, pool hall, a bar and a lounge). There is one night club here with lots of PB’s looking for the same thing you are. It’s called Escobars. It’s underground with a decent bar and tiny dance floor.
Dallas, Texas is perhaps the best big city in the Southern United States. The women here are beautiful. Remember that this is the city that began the great American institution called the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. Dallas is like Atlanta in that it attracts women from all over the South come here to go to school, live and work. Dallas is in effect two cities in one, Forth Worth is so close by. The number of people to supply all of the bars and clubs in this city is daunting. The place to be in Dallas for YP is Yale Blvd near SMU— Southern Methodist University (So Many Unbelievable Chicks). This street is typical of many drags in American college towns (Like State St in Santa Barbara, Mill Ave in Phoenix and 6th Street in Austin in that there are a bunch of bars and clubs within a drunken stumble from each other. The Green Elephant is my personal favorite, but jump in anyone that catches your fancy— any bar, that is. There are many other areas of the city where the babes abound including Uptown, Upper Middle and Lower Greenville Street on which you will find plenty of places to party and meet the Dallas Y. The Bank, Black Fin and Lift are some of my favorite places these days. Like LA and Vegas, most of the best looking women in Dallas work in the service industry—bartending and waitressing. So one of my favorite things to do in Dallas is go to the multitude of soft SOB (sexually oriented businesses) here and hit on the help. Places like Bone Daddy’s, Twin Peaks, Jakes Hamburgers, Natural Sports Lounge, the Winghouse, Third Base and Hooters all call Dallas home. are excellent in Dallas, as these are the chosen places and professions for the Dallas YP to work. The titty bars are far better than the ones in Houston these days. There is the Men's Club, the The one I like the most is a place called the Lodge—but don’t bother showing up before 9pm. None of the decent looking girls show up that early. Baby Dolls at 10250 Shady Trail is pretty cool-- even on Sundays. In Uptown, there are some cool places. The girls who work at the ZaZa Hotel are fine. A short walk down the street you will find Black Friar and The Idle Rich, off of McKinney. Take the hot chick you met to Nobu or Trulucks right there. In nearby Addison, there are some places worth checking out. The Hooters, Twin Peaks, Sherlocks and The Flying Saucer off of Beltline are all excellent. Lots of YP with BFNT’s. Gloria's is OK, if you get tired of hitting on the help. In nearby Grapevine, Bob's Chop House has a decent selection of wine, so it's a great place to bring that hottie who waited on you at the bar last night. Downtown the hotels, clubs and bars tend to be older and pretentious, but check out the downtown Hooters. You won't be disappointed. This is where all the hottest Hooters girls in Dallas come to get tipped well by the wealthy businessmen working downtown and who's wives won't let them stay out with their buddies at the gentleman's club until late. Where a suit and a Rolex and be funny and entertaining to get anywhere with the ladies here. Four Lounge is my favorite place in the evenings downtown. Great place to bring the Y.
Daytona's Atlantic Avenue strip is every cheese head's dream spring break destination. You can drive your low-rider onto the beach and cruise for honeys in thong bikinis during the day and scam on beautiful Budweiser beer girls at night. Some of the hottest girls I've ever seen have been those working spring break on Florida's Daytona Beach. Check them out. As in other spring break hot spots in Florida, most bars and clubs are helmetfests, but if you take the time to venture off the most crowded areas of the beach you may strike gold. Alternatively, you can "strap one on" and roll up on the ones that are so hot, they seem impossible to get. Maybe you'll get lucky. The three big clubs here are all together in the same building. Razzles and Aqua are the two big clubs these days. The Hooters and WingHouse especially are excellent. In fact the Wing House here is my favorite in the entire country.
The pan-handle of Florida. AKA the red neck Rivera. Don't go in the water though, which thanks to BP will be microscopically laden with oil for years to come. You can get dirty enough and put your health at risk by partying with the girls downtown. There are some honeys here, but outside of spring break, you may have to hunt for them a little bit. Stay at the New World Inn Hotel. It's a local place and within walking distance of all of downtown. Start off at 600 South, the cool upscale bar at the hotel and try your luck with the smokin' hot Y serving drinks here. Walk down the street to Club Ice and Club Fire, which is upstairs from Club Ice (cheesy, but who doesn't love the cheese in the pan handle) is a good place to sample the Y on the weekends. It's totally packed. So don't be shy. VIP here is reasonable so reach in the wallet, if you want her to reach in your pants later on. 5 1/2 Bar is a cool high end wine and cocktail bar where you can bring the Y you met during the day on the beach or at the Hooters to impress her.
Come here alone and the cougars will be your only option. Want a more chill place to bring the Y you met earlier in the day? Then check out Intermissions, a kind of a dive bar with good live music, which she will most likely love. Hop Jacks has a younger local crowd that go there for the big draft beers selection and good, cheap food. Seville Quarter is the best place to meet the Y. It's 7 bars and clubs in one-- everything from a piano bar to a dance club to a chill bar. If you can't meet someone to take home here with all the drunk happy girls running around schizophrenically between the 7 venues, then your man card seriously deserves to be revoked. Happy hunting!