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GOD DAMN FACTOR

Definitely do not miss a trip to West Palm Beach/Boca Raton if you can help it. Clematis Street in West Palm is phat on Thursday night when all of the Y comes out to play. Check out Dr. Feel Good, Monarchy,Rocko’s Tacos, Roxy’s and Bradley. City Place is super close to Clematis.  My fav places there are Blue Martini and Opa. Boca Raton is terrible these days.  The Jewish wives of all the rich dudes here have totally ruined the place.  There are no decent clubs anymore.  The Hooters here (which was once the best in the world) was forced to shut down.  For the YP head to Town Center Boca—a young hip mall, where you can troll for YP.  For more daytime game, head to the campus at Florida Atlantic University, where community college education never looked so good.  Or try Breezzi’s on the weekends.

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West Palm Beach, FL, USA

September 27, 2021

God Damn Factor

9.0

Definitely do not miss a trip to West Palm Beach/Boca Raton if you can help it. Clematis Street in West Palm is phat on Thursday night when all of the Y comes out to play. Check out Dr. Feel Good, Monarchy,Rocko’s Tacos, Roxy’s and Bradley. City Place is super close to Clematis.  My fav places there are Blue Martini and Opa. Boca Raton is terrible these days.  The Jewish wives of all the rich dudes here have totally ruined the place.  There are no decent clubs anymore.  The Hooters here (which was once the best in the world) was forced to shut down.  For the YP head to Town Center Boca—a young hip mall, where you can troll for YP.  For more daytime game, head to the campus at Florida Atlantic University, where community college education never looked so good.  Or try Breezzi’s on the weekends.

SUGGESTIONS

Destin, FL, USA

September 27, 2021

7

The Doctor

If you find yourself in Destin, check out Aqua and Blue Point on the weekends.  McGuires at times is decent.  Check out the several hundred thousand dollar bills stapled to the walls and ceilings.  Pat O’Brien’s (of New Orleans and the famous Hurricane cocktail fame) and Harry T’s, a cool spot on the water, are good.  The Hooters is pretty good here as well.  The YP is decent—all the hot daughters of the rich guys with the hot wives in this town.  The titty bars are decent here as well with Sammy’s being my favorite. Matador, Penthouse Place (a dance club), The Block (a country western bar) are good as well.  For watching sports and talking to cute waitresses, try John O’Quigleys.  AJ’s on the water is fun and has great live music, which draws out the Y, as does the Electric Cowboy. The Village is a good spot as well.  Oasis can be, but beware of the want to be strippers who are fully clothed dancing on the bars. But the hottest club here is Nightown. It's the largest dance club in the area and it's been hot for years. Once you have met a honey you like, take her to the Red Door, a little dive bar, to get cozy. If you want a little variety, check out the Village at Sandestin Resort, where there a several clubs and bars you can go to-- all in the same area. Here you will find the Village Door with Vegas Style live entertainment and the Martini Bar where the cougars abound.

Newport Beach, CA, USA

September 27, 2021

9

The Doctor

These are a couple of suburbs just south of LA-- just off of the 405 and right by John Wayne Airport. Super small, but there are some quality women here-- ranging from the relatively young professional female with her own money (this is the place with more young, wealthy single people than anywhere else in America), to the young, pretty daughter of the rich business man in town and his trophy wife-- who's parents sponsor her every endeavor, to divorced MILF's to jail bail-- you name it. Taleo in Newport is a cool, hip, Mexican fusion restaurant and bar with a great happy hour during the week. Mack on the cute YP at the hostess stand or waiting on you in the lounge area. If you get bored, check out The Daily Dose (or Double D, as the local call it)-- it's right across the way from Taleo. Afterwards head to La Cave in Costa Mesa. Like the name implies, it is underground. Restaurant by day, bar/lounge/dance club by night. Why would you love this place-- easy. The women here appreciate older, successful, educated men-- since this town in full of them. Her father probably is, and you know how girls always go for guys like their fathers. So she will totally dig that Harvard ring and that degree behind your name. Happy smooching. And when you meet that girl who totally digs you, take her home to the Island Hotel-- an oasis/paradise a short cab ride away. It's sure to impress the Y.Really close to the Island Hotel is an area called Fashion Island with a lot of shops and restaurants. You can walk there in 8 minutes from the hotel. There you will find the rich wives, ex-wives and daughters of the guys in this town who are totally LOADED. Find that trust fund baby Y and have her pay for drinks for a change. There is a Yard House here as well as an R & D Kitchen-- a place perfectly situated to watch the fine Y walking by. Outside, between the big, retail clothing stores, there are great places to lounge about and watch the eye candy stroll by with their freshly bought stuff-- bought and paid for from whatever man is sponsoring their shopping spree that day.

Nearby in Irvine, CA-- check out a section of town called The District-- with loads of bars, restaurants and places to hang out. If you are here in the early fall, the Taste of Newport Festival is always a good time. All the big restaurants and bars in this town have a booth there. There is live music and honey all about-- mostly working there in the booths. It's perfect. You have a captive audience. Get your 5 minutes in and get her out that night.  

College Station, TX, USA

September 27, 2021

8

The Doctor

College Station is a veritably playground full of hot, corn-fed country, college girls, with big curves and even bigger personalities. Texas A&M rules here, and it only makes sense to come during the school year. 
North Gate (on College Main and University) is the center of the social universe outside of campus. There are tons of places to hang out and I will list more than a few of my favorites. But if you just show up and follow the noise, you will be fine. The Corner (3 floors of fun), Antonino's (where everyone goes after the clubs for late night pizza), Hookah Station Lounge and Night Club, the Foundation Room, the Social, Gatsby's (although sometimes they are pricks and only let in people with college ID's-- not good for the older PB in search of the Y), Kyoto Sushi (which goes from restaurant during the day to club at night), Logans, the Tipsy Turtle, Paddock Lane, O'Bannon's, Daisy Dukes (great kicker bar), Dry Bean saloon for shots, Dixie Chicken to chill, Mad Hatters, Cedar Lane, Draft Rebel House, Cafe Eccell (a pizza and wine bar) and La Bodega (a baja taco bar). Christine's, Veritas and Madden's (in Bryan, Texas-- right next door) are all great places to bring a girl for dinner. You will surely impress. If you into hitting on the help, for sure check out the boat loads of cute waitresses at Texas Road House Restaurant.

Charleston, SC, USA

September 27, 2021

8.5

The Doctor

Shockingly this town is a really good time. Fantastic restaurants, Southern hospitality, cool boutique hotels and beautiful, friendly girls! Market Street is full of cool college bars with college girls in them Thursday through Saturday, as the College of Charleston is right downtown. Mad River, Johnsons and Wild Wings are some of the best in town. There are some cool roof-top bars here. There is one at the Venue Hotel and Henry’s. The fantastic restaurants in this city include Rue de Jean, Cypress, Pearls, Basil, Blossom, the Library at the Venue Hotel and High Cotton.

Palm Springs, CA, USA

September 27, 2021

9.5

The Doctor

Palm Springs is the big spring break hangout in California. It is out in the middle of nowhere, but it is fun as hell. There obviously aren't any beaches, but they have something almost as good, beautiful girls by a pool side. The hotels here are huge and offer spring break packages at special discounts. It's very easy to meet and hook with chicks who are staying at your hotel. That's because it becomes really obvious who the students are and who the older, rich folk are. The main street downtown is packed on nights when spring breakers are in town. The crowd is much smaller and much less hedonistic than other spring break spots, but there are beautiful women. Most of the female students who come here to party tend to be of the wealthy, stuck up, LA variety.

Boulder, CO, USA

September 27, 2021

9

The Doctor

The University of Colorado in nearby Boulder is where you find the Y in Colorado. Besides the university, the Pearl Street Mall is the place to work on the hot Boulder beaver. This small pedestrian street is lined with shops, eateries and bars. Don't even think about lighting up. There is no smoking allowed anywhere indoors within the city limits. The best bars on Pearl Street include the Rio Grande, Marquee and Potters. And as usual in college towns, the best nights are Thursdays, as many students head to Denver or to the mountains on the weekend to take part in outdoor activities. The locals you will meet in the summertime are very Scandinavian looking and annoyingly grunge. Everything is clean and safe and there is almost no crime. Everyone is in shape. They eat right, jog, hike, roller blade and power walk. There isn't a fat chick to be found in the whole city. But oh, the bodies! I came here once with a friend of mine named John. Now John is a big, strong guy and a violent drunk, never a good combination. He got pissed one night at a girl who blew him off for some hippie dipshit who lived in the back of his Volkswagen smelled as if he hadn't showered in a week. Well, John felt as though enough was enough, and on his way back to the fraternity house at CU, he decided to let everyone know how mad he was. Although he was about 100 yards away and out of sight, I could here the trail of destruction he was leaving behind. He kicked in the tire of a motorcycle, knocked down a sign, pulled off the door to one of those coin-operated newspaper dispensers and lifted up the back of a Honda Civic and put in on the side walk.